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Stories From The Past – A Forgotten Picture

Zipline, Scorp’s Office – Another glorious gracious day in our glorious gracious motherland. Once again, I found myself perusing the old content on the website, in search of some ideas. Why bother coming up with something original, when your original content matches the old stuff anyways, right?

Unexpectedly, despite my strong sense of navigation I took a wrong turn, and found myself in a section I had never explored before. Perhaps I had previously dismissed it as irrelevant? There weren’t any particularly interesting authors in this section, but in the heap of dusty posts, something sparkly suddenly caught my eye. It was a golden post, written by Ayan! As I opened it, I wondered what it was doing in such a lonely part of the website. And as I read through it, my laughter knew no bounds. Ayan never fails to disappoint! Only this time, it wasn’t amazement at his writing skills, but humor based on the content I had just discovered. This was a gold mine! It always pays to read through old stuff 😀 Anyways, let’s take a look at the picture I found:

In case you’re new here, this picture depicts the former commander Spotty, and the Greatest former commander Elpiojo123 [aka the Great Lice or just Elp]. Spotty joined the Help Force server somewhere around 2018-19 (yeah she’s old af). It came to the Helpers’ notice (who were known as “hElPinG fRiEnDs” back then) that Spotty kept switching husbands. Converting Mr. Spectre’s rather… PG-13 insights on this subject to a more family friendly version, Spotty’s first inamorato was the most active troop of that time –  Elp! Their ship not only sailed, but produced some kids too, like the legendary SkeletonLad and the former mod Kiara753. However, Spotty quickly found an excuse to leave Elp, as she discovered that he was cheating on her.

After reading all this, one might wonder – what are the two loverbirds doing now? Well, Spotty is an admin of the latest Club Penguin Armies league, and also managed to add a few more major armies to the list of “Armies formerly led by Spotty”. Meanwhile, Elp stayed in HF and is now known as the greatest person ever. Everyone in HF is equal, but Elp is slightly more equal.

Yes, I know its not enough just knowing what these two did, we must question them about their life choices too! Here’s a nice little interview to satisfy your greed:

INTERVIEW SECTION

Scorp: Greetings, O Great Lice Elp! I am here on behalf of the Help Force Bloggers Team, to ask you a question regarding a web post that is currently being written. Would you like to comment on this image? 😀 (after this I sent him that image we saw at the top)

In response to the question, the Great Lice stood silently staring into the void, reflecting upon unimaginably severe trauma.

Scorp: Greetings, Spotty of the greatest HF leadership trio, known as The Triad! I am here on behalf of the Help Force Blogger Team, to ask you a question regarding a web post that is currently being written. Would you like to comment on this image? 😀 (after this I sent her that image we saw at the top)

In response to the question, the former leader burst into tears, which most certainly did not appear to be induced by joy.

Needless to say, this famous duo was definitely happy about being reminded of their memorable past selves! With that, we bring this story to an end. It was less of a story and more of yet another random CPA blog, but like an evil, wise demon once told Rheana, “Some Story Is Better Than No Story.”

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