[AUSIA] OPERATION: COLD ZONE

Greetings Helpers! Today we logged onto CPABattleground to have a small training session in preparation for an upcoming tournament! Huge thanks to all who attended! Till to more training sessions!

Max: 15+

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[EU] OPERATION: DRAGON’S DESTINY

Hey Helpers! Today we logged onto CPABattleground to have our very interesting dragon event. Everyone somehow became dragons and did various tactics through several rooms! Huge thanks to Zenishira and Winter Storm for leading through the event. Till the next one!

Max: 23+

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Stories From The Past – A Forgotten Picture

Zipline, Scorp’s Office – Another glorious gracious day in our glorious gracious motherland. Once again, I found myself perusing the old content on the website, in search of some ideas. Why bother coming up with something original, when your original content matches the old stuff anyways, right?

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[AUSIA] BATTLE: FROZEN FALLACY

Greetings Helpers! Today we logged onto Klondike of CPABattleground to have a practice battle against the Ice Warriors! The battle went through 2 rooms being Cove and Docks. Huge thanks to Yoda, Rooboo and Desireus for leading today! GG to the Ice Warriors and thank you for the battle!

Max: 20+

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[EU/US] FOOD FIGHT: CROUCHING COCONUT, HIDDEN COOKIE

Hey Helpers! Today we logged on for our massive Hide and Seek event featuring coconut and cookie teams! Each team wore their respective uniforms to support their teams. Special thanks to Yoda, Maya, and Wynn for leading today! Thank you to all who attended, see you next time!

MAX: 22+

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Spill The Tea – Delitager

ZIPLINE, Scorp’s Office – Welcome back to the spectacularly entertaining column Spill The Tea. In this post, I force Delitager, the writer of this column, to herself spill some tea about herself and her interests. I know, it is quite an amazing inversion of roles. This is why I’m the best thing that happened to this website, suck it Jayden.

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MARCH MADNESS – FINALS

Hey Helpers! Today we logged onto CPRewritten for the finals of March Madness ’22. Thank you Wynn, Snowy, and Scorp for leading. Thank you everyone for attending, and congrats to IW for winning the tournament.

MAX: 66+ 

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[EU/US] BATTLE: HELP FORCE VS RED RAVAGERS

Hello everyone! Today we had a spectacular time battling Red Ravagers! We wore dark blue and our blue jerseys during this battle. A huge thank you to Scorp, Maya and NervousZippo for leading! Thank you to our allies, Red Ravagers and all the troops that attended for coming!

MAX: 27+

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[US] OPERATION: SPICE IT UP!

Hey there Helpers! Today we logged onto CPRewritten dressed as hot-sauce bottles and pretended to be condiments. Thank you Maya, Mantiuxx, and Nervous for leading. Great job today, Helpers!

MAX: 20+

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[AUSIA] BURA NA MANO HOLI HAI!

Greetings, Helpers! On March 20th we logged on to our glorious gracious motherland’s capital Zipline for a Holi event. The theme for the event was of course, colourful clothes. Everyone had a great time in the event! (except for Swager and Jakuba who got muted, rip) Thank you to Desireus and Scorp (oo that’s me) for leading 😀 Btw we learned a very valuable lesson today that Joe thinks of people as chairs.

MAX: 33+

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