Stories From The Past – A Forgotten Picture

Zipline, Scorp’s Office – Another glorious gracious day in our glorious gracious motherland. Once again, I found myself perusing the old content on the website, in search of some ideas. Why bother coming up with something original, when your original content matches the old stuff anyways, right?

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PokeStaff Adventures

It was a beautiful, sunny morning in- wait, why does it always have to be beautiful and sunny? Strike that, lets start again.

It was an average morning in our glorious gracious motherland. In the suburbs of Chonkytown, at exactly 7 am, an alarm went off, playing the popular Pokemon song “Gotta Ketch Them All“. Our protagonist, Ayan Ketchup, woke up feeling very happy that he was getting his first pokemon today! He had finally turned 10 years old – the surprisingly low age required to obtain a free starter pokemon from the Pokemon School and begin your pokemon journey.

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Stories From The Past – March Madness

ZIPLINE, Scorpion Demon’s Office – Greetings! Interested in hearing a story from the golden legends of our glorious gracious motherland? You have come to the right person! Today’s story revolves around March Madness, a Club Penguin Army tournament hosted by CP Army Headquarters in, well, March XD.

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