[AUSIA] Welcome To The Mines + SWATSquash!

ZIPLINE, Help Force Capital – Greetings Comrades! On 9th October, 2022, we logged on for a unique event that occurred for the first time in Help Force history. Today, we hosted an event exclusively to welcome the newly inducted batch of Junior Staff! The event plans got disrupted midway through when a SWAT guy accidentally walked into the room. Needless to say, the troop was dealt with in an appropriate fashion and the event turned out to be lots of fun for everyone!

MAX: 17+

Comment your Discord name and rank below if you attended!

Every army that HF declares war on be like:

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Stories From The Past – A Forgotten Picture

Zipline, Scorp’s Office – Another glorious gracious day in our glorious gracious motherland. Once again, I found myself perusing the old content on the website, in search of some ideas. Why bother coming up with something original, when your original content matches the old stuff anyways, right?

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Top Five Web Posts – August 2022

ZIPLINE, Scorp’s Office – As we wave goodbye to August, we take a look at the Top Five Web Posts of the month. Which post took the #1 spot?

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Hey Helpers! Today we logged on for our massive Hide and Seek event featuring coconut and cookie teams! Each team wore their respective uniforms to support their teams. Special thanks to Yoda, Maya, and Wynn for leading today! Thank you to all who attended, see you next time!

MAX: 22+

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Jellyfish’s Stinky Polls – The Junior Stink

Stinky, Stinky, Stinky! That’s what everyone is. But today, there’s an extra stink among the Juniors of HF… And Ru of course. I mean… Look at her. Yikes! You can smell it from so far away. Obviously, if you want to be a significant member of the Help Force, we need to check on your definitely valid opinions (lmao).

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Jellyfish’s Stinky Poll – NOW MORE STINKY!


When Help Force was just about done getting rid of its stinkiness, THE STINKY FOUGHT BACK. Oh? You thought I was gone? Did you think I was done bullying the staff? DO YOU THINK IT IS THAT EASY TO GET RID OF ME? Well, some of that is right. I am *mostly* done bullying the staff. I also included some of you nasty boring helpers in this. No need to thank me, I know this will make you guys really famous so don’t get all worked up.

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Heyya Helpers, if you heard that we were attacked on CPAB – Icebreaker by Army of Club Penguin impersonated as Monsters to scare us during our slumber party, you heard it right. Imagine you had a long slavery day working at the mines and you lie your back on a nice warm bed and suddenly get attacked. But not to worry because our commander Wynn came to the rescue and scared them off.

Do you think our allies got possessed? Or was it because today is Friday the 13th?

Comment below if you got attacked and what do you think about it?!

MAX: 20+

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Hey Helpers! Today we logged onto Battleground of CPAB for a practice battle against our allies the Ice Warriors! The battle initiated at docks and went through several rooms including Iceberg, Snow Forts and ended at an extra room, Stadium due to some technical difficulties experienced by the judges and some of our troops. Nevertheless, through all the hassle we managed to score a 1-2-0 win! GG to the Ice Warriors. Huge thanks to Alex, Diwix and Desireus for leading throughout the battle and thank you to all who attended!

Max: 25+

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Faces of the Force – Rev

We are back with another weekly Faces of the Force! This time around we would like to introduce you to a very special guest! This week we have cordially invited rev, a familiar face in Help Force who you see many times talking to everyone!

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Hey Helpers! Today we logged onto CPRewritten for the finals of March Madness ’22. Thank you Wynn, Snowy, and Scorp for leading. Thank you everyone for attending, and congrats to IW for winning the tournament.

MAX: 66+ 

Comment below if you attended the battle!

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