Get To Know The Staff – Ru

Welcome to the column Get To Know The Staff! I’m Scorp, and I am taking over this gig. I started writing blogs and stories for Club Penguin Armies in April 2020 and I’ve held positions of eminence in leagues like CPAL, CPAH and CPAHQ! So yeah, the column is in good hands. Continue reading

[EU] U-LEAD: LEAD THE BAND

Heyo band geeks! Today we logged on to Ascent for our musical U-Lead event! But just like every superhero story has a villain we hate, our event was interrupted by CPR. Stu sent a flashy message asking everyone to go to the Ship! Although we lost size at first, we recovered pretty quickly and then decided to give the Penguin Band some competition at their concert. Our guitarists challenged Frankie to a Guitar Battle, and our riffs totally blew him out of the water! Later, we had a small picnic in the newly decorated Forest and then headed down to the Snack Shack for some drinks and food. Turns out, Nell is sort of a VIP, as she got us BACKSTAGE PASSES FOR THE SNACK SHACK! We all ended up taking tons of selfies in the backstage before finally logging off! Here are some pics from the event:

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[INT] ALL ABOUT THAT BASS

Hi there Helpers! today we logged onto Club Penguin Rewritten – Abominable server for this music note themed event! We performed some stunning formations and tactics lead by Wynn, Mandal, Scorp, Trash, and Yoda! Thank you all for attending!

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[EU/US] OPERATION: SKULL CRUSHERS

Greetingssssssss! Today we logged on CPR – Ascent for a very historical event! Led by Maya, Scorp, Absolute, Nelly, and Rooboo; we waddled through the town, Snow Forts, and Ice Berg! Get a chance to see highlights of today’s event and hopefully you can come attend and experience the next one!

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[SATIRE] EPIDEMIC WARNING: GFXOVID-21

Zipline, HF Blog HQ – After a worldwide pandemic COVID-19 struck the world a new virus is taking over the streets of the CPA Community. Patient Zero, identified to be going by the online persona of Ayan “Pencil” Force, has been confirmed to have been infected with a virus being labelled as GFXOVID-21. Currently, little information is known about this virus except for its R-Naught value, currently sitting at 0.1.

Speaking to HF Public Health Advisor Scorpion Demon, the information that has been found is quite shocking.

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Warlock – Chapter One

Chapter One – The Beginning

What is the first thing you do every morning? Now that’s a question which can get you a lot of different answers. From walks to preparing for the day to just idling around, people tend to do a lot of nice or sometimes weird things. For me, my morning routine always involves checking up on Discord to see what I missed. And on May 27th, 2020, that particular habit of mine changed the very face of my online life.

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[EU] BATTLE: KETCHUP KRUSADERS

Salutations Folks! Today we logged onto CPR for an intense battle against Help Force’s mortal enemies – Ketchup Krusaders. We fought well led by ROOBOO, Scorp, Diwix and Wynn and beat the disgusting Ketchup once and for all! No more weird cookies are allowed in the server! Thank you all for coming!

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The Great Adventure

Nothing. I’m too lazy to go on an adventure… however, I can tell you about an interesting story I heard today. It happened to my friend, his Discord name is Ruubuu#9101! I swear he’s real, he even has a Chris Evans pfp. He’s a huge foodie, loves eating chicken and pizzas and absolutely loathes Pina Coladas. *cue song: Escape (The Pina Colada Song) by Rupert Holmes*. Now that we have established the identity of our hero, let’s move on to the main story, in Ruubuu’s own words!

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