[AUSIA] OPERATION: BUMPER CARS

Vroom Vroom Helpers! Today we logged onto Battleground of CPABattleground for our very vroom vroom themed event! Everyone got into their Bugatti’s and some even X Wing Spaceships and even Golf Carts as we initially did tactics and end event with several rounds of races across the island! Huge thanks to everyone who came, hope you all enjoyed!

Max: 23+

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CHRISTMAS CHAOS XII: SEMI-FINALS

Salutation Helpers. Today we logged onto Ice Breaker of CPABattleground for the one and only Semi Finals of the Christmas Chaos against the Rebel Penguin Federation. We’ve managed to fight hard today really put up one heck of a battle for them today although the results ended in a 1-1-2 win for the Rebels this time. Huge thanks to the Helpers that took their time to attend today, we could’ve never made a pretty impressive result without you guys! Huge thanks to all the staff and their hard work, as well as my fellow Commanders for leading amazingly today! GGs to the Rebels. The road doesn’t end here, cheers to more!

Max: 32+

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Stories From The Past – A Forgotten Picture

Zipline, Scorp’s Office – Another glorious gracious day in our glorious gracious motherland. Once again, I found myself perusing the old content on the website, in search of some ideas. Why bother coming up with something original, when your original content matches the old stuff anyways, right?

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Top Five Web Posts – August 2022

ZIPLINE, Scorp’s Office – As we wave goodbye to August, we take a look at the Top Five Web Posts of the month. Which post took the #1 spot?

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[EU/US] FOOD FIGHT: CROUCHING COCONUT, HIDDEN COOKIE

Hey Helpers! Today we logged on for our massive Hide and Seek event featuring coconut and cookie teams! Each team wore their respective uniforms to support their teams. Special thanks to Yoda, Maya, and Wynn for leading today! Thank you to all who attended, see you next time!

MAX: 22+

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Spill The Tea – Delitager

ZIPLINE, Scorp’s Office – Welcome back to the spectacularly entertaining column Spill The Tea. In this post, I force Delitager, the writer of this column, to herself spill some tea about herself and her interests. I know, it is quite an amazing inversion of roles. This is why I’m the best thing that happened to this website, suck it Jayden.

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[AUS] GLAMOUR BAZAAR

Well, hello hello helpers, in our most recent event we logged onto Club Penguin Rewritten with our fancy outfits for this dazzling fashion contest! Thank you all for attending, and great job today helpers.

MAX: 41+

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MARCH MADNESS – FINALS

Hey Helpers! Today we logged onto CPRewritten for the finals of March Madness ’22. Thank you Wynn, Snowy, and Scorp for leading. Thank you everyone for attending, and congrats to IW for winning the tournament.

MAX: 66+ 

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[EU] OPERATION: THUNDERSTORM

Hey Helpers, this week we started to train for the upcoming Finals of March Madness. Today, we had the first training of the week as we completely focus on tactics, speed, and formations wearing a formal attire that is our uniform. We logged onto CPRewritten – Abominable as we waddled on to Town, Iceberg, and Icerink following the event leaders Wynn, Snowy, and Scorp. At one point, it felt like all of us are trained but at the same time, it felt like we need to improve more and more till we finally are ready to face off Finals this Saturday!
Have a glance at it below and make sure to join us for future amazing events! 💙

 MAX: 32+

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[EU/US] BATTLE: HELP FORCE VS RED RAVAGERS

Hello everyone! Today we had a spectacular time battling Red Ravagers! We wore dark blue and our blue jerseys during this battle. A huge thank you to Scorp, Maya and NervousZippo for leading! Thank you to our allies, Red Ravagers and all the troops that attended for coming!

MAX: 27+

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