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Stories From The Past – A Forgotten Picture

Zipline, Scorp’s Office – Another glorious gracious day in our glorious gracious motherland. Once again, I found myself perusing the old content on the website, in search of some ideas. Why bother coming up with something original, when your original content matches the old stuff anyways, right?

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Top Five Web Posts – August 2022

ZIPLINE, Scorp’s Office – As we wave goodbye to August, we take a look at the Top Five Web Posts of the month. Which post took the #1 spot?

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[EU/US] FOOD FIGHT: CROUCHING COCONUT, HIDDEN COOKIE

Hey Helpers! Today we logged on for our massive Hide and Seek event featuring coconut and cookie teams! Each team wore their respective uniforms to support their teams. Special thanks to Yoda, Maya, and Wynn for leading today! Thank you to all who attended, see you next time!

MAX: 22+

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Spill The Tea – Delitager

ZIPLINE, Scorp’s Office – Welcome back to the spectacularly entertaining column Spill The Tea. In this post, I force Delitager, the writer of this column, to herself spill some tea about herself and her interests. I know, it is quite an amazing inversion of roles. This is why I’m the best thing that happened to this website, suck it Jayden.

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[AUS] GLAMOUR BAZAAR

Well, hello hello helpers, in our most recent event we logged onto Club Penguin Rewritten with our fancy outfits for this dazzling fashion contest! Thank you all for attending, and great job today helpers.

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MARCH MADNESS – FINALS

Hey Helpers! Today we logged onto CPRewritten for the finals of March Madness ’22. Thank you Wynn, Snowy, and Scorp for leading. Thank you everyone for attending, and congrats to IW for winning the tournament.

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[US] MONKEY MASSACRE

Greetings everyone! On Thursday we logged onto CPR for the Abominable [US] MONKEY MASSACRE! At the drill, we mastered with such a performance, for the practice was a great triumph! Thank you everyone for coming and thank you Wynn for leading!

MAX: 17+

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[EU] MISSION: CRUSH THE SHIELD

Greetings everyone! On Tuesday we logged onto CPR for the Abominable [EU] MISSION: CRUSH THE SHIELD! At the training, we dominated with such a performance, for the practice was a great success! Thank you everyone for coming and thank you Wynn and Snowy for leading!

MAX: 18+

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[EU/US] BATTLE: HELP FORCE VS RED RAVAGERS

Hello everyone! Today we had a spectacular time battling Red Ravagers! We wore dark blue and our blue jerseys during this battle. A huge thank you to Scorp, Maya and NervousZippo for leading! Thank you to our allies, Red Ravagers and all the troops that attended for coming!

MAX: 27+

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[US] OPERATION: SPICE IT UP!

Hey there Helpers! Today we logged onto CPRewritten dressed as hot-sauce bottles and pretended to be condiments. Thank you Maya, Mantiuxx, and Nervous for leading. Great job today, Helpers!

MAX: 20+

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