[EU] OPERATION: CHAOS CHOIR

Hello everyone! Today we logged onto CPR for the Operation: Chaos Choir! The blue band with all sorts of instruments was led by none other than our hardworking Junior Staff members! Thank you Sopphie, Pingu and Runa, congratulations! Hope you all had fun!

MAX: 23+

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[SATIRE] The Truth Behind Nap Segments

WARNING: THIS POST IS NOT A SATIRE, IT WAS DEFINITELY MADE IN ALL SERIOUSNESS, AND YOU SHOULD DEFINITELY TAKE IT SERIOUSLY, YOU SOULD TOTALLY IGNORE THE TITLE!

Scorp’s Office – It’s been a long time here, not as long as people like ROOBOO or Ru or Snowy or Wynn, but I’ve been here since more than half a year now. And it’s time to finally say goodbye to this beautiful, amazing army, which has given me so many things. Nah just kidding, retirement is for losers. This post is about something that I found worth investigating, something strange and scandalous… get ready for a ton of tea. Brits be like “I drink that much tea daily”. Why are you laughing, Indians… you drink that much for breakfast.

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Spill The Tea – Sophie

Welcome to Spill The Tea, a column full of jokes, gossip, and entertainment! The first edition of this column, hosted by Delitager, brings Sophie aka cocopoco to the spotlight.

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[AUSIA] CARS, REINDEER AND FROSTBITES

Greetings Helpers! Today we logged on to Zipline of Club Penguin Rewritten to have a meet among cars, reindeer and frostbites! Everyone took a bite of some magical cookies and transformed into either a car, reindeer or a frostbite as we did tactics through Town, Snow Forts and finally ended at Santa’s Workshop! We ended the event with a game of Hide and Seek between the 3 different teams! Huge thanks to Ru, Rooboo and Desireus for leading in today’s event! Thank you to all who attended as well, until next time!

Max: 22+

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Original Stories – Visitor’s Edition

I’m writing this article from the comfort of my warm, cozy office on the top floor of the Staff Headquarters in Zipline. Well technically this is Nell’s old office and I broke into it but no one’s here so its mine for now. ANYWAYS, let’s talk about what the title means. Some people reached out to me saying they were tired of my far-fetched stories, so I decided to invite a guest writer for this Original Stories edition. She has written original stories for Club Penguin Army Hub, and she is none other than Bailey Bear! So I’ll take the backseat now and let her present her story:

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[AUSIA] OPERATION: THE BIGGEST NAP SEGMENT

Greetings fellow Helpers of the force! Today we logged onto Zipline of Club Penguin Rewritten to have our one and only biggest nap segment! Everyone got into their cozy pajamas as we napped and did various tactics through Town, Docks, Stadium and finally the Cove. Huge thanks to Ivelkov, Plotter and Sam for leading throughout today’s event! Thank you to all who came! Till next time, keep napping!

Max: 23+

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[AUS] OPERATION: POKEMON TRAINING

Hello Helpers! Today we logged on to CPR and conducted a wonderful AUSIA event led by Scorp and other staff members. Nelly Jelly was there too and we got a stamp together! 😀 This event came with a surprise though :0 At the end, a few Junior Staff members got promoted to General. Congratulations to our dear king Goos and cricket fan, Sammy <3
This fun event featured plenty of funny tactics and many Pokemon references. Thank you, Professor Scorpion, for our first Pokemon lesson!

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MAX: 26+

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[EU] SOLDIER MEETS TEMPLAR

Greetings Friends! Today we logged onto Club Penguin Rewritten to battle against Templars! We waddled through the Docks, Snow Forts, and Inside Mind! Led by Wynn, Scorp, Desireus, and Rooboo, it was a great success and win!

MAX: 28+

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[AUSIA] MISSION: PANIC AT THE PIZZERIA

Hello lovely Helpers! Today, we, Help Force, logged onto AscentTown to have a fun event with a cute Pizza custom outfit.

The Pizza Takeover was led by Desireus & Scorp for 15 minutes. Voice call was led by none other than Dinosaur (Desireus), followed by Igloo Raid that was organized to visit members’ Igloos.

Make sure to comment your Discord Name and Rank below if you attended!

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[INT] U-LEAD STEAL THE SHOW

ZIPLINE, Help Force Capital – The Help Force logged on to the our home server today for a U Lead event! We donned our special uniform for this event, which was the troops’ pick of their favorite instrument! The troops were fascinated about the intricacies of leading a Club Penguin event after witnessing all of those World War VIII battles. So we decided to give them a chance to lead! Altogether, the event was a great success, a huge thanks to all the troops who led. A special thanks to ROOBOO for organizing it! <3

Make sure to comment your Discord Name and Rank below if you attended!

MAX: 35+

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