[SATIRE] EPIDEMIC WARNING: GFXOVID-21

Zipline, HF Blog HQ – After a worldwide pandemic COVID-19 struck the world a new virus is taking over the streets of the CPA Community. Patient Zero, identified to be going by the online persona of Ayan “Pencil” Force, has been confirmed to have been infected with a virus being labelled as GFXOVID-21. Currently, little information is known about this virus except for its R-Naught value, currently sitting at 0.1.

Speaking to HF Public Health Advisor Scorpion Demon, the information that has been found is quite shocking.

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Keeping Up With CPRewritten – June 2021

Hi Helpers! If you are hungry for fresh news and juicy gossip about CPRewritten, you came to the right place!

Read this month’s edition of Keeping Up With CPR carefully and don’t miss anything! In this series, you will find everything you, as an active player, need to know! Let’s dive into the parties’ plans, game updates, upcoming changes and more!

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Weekly Reflection

Week in Review

[06/06 – 12/06]

Howdy guys, this is the Weekly Reflection, a place when you will learn everything about the latest week in Help Force! Here you can check some interesting statistics, trivia and gossips about the army! Thank you everyone for your hard work! Don’t lose the pace and get ready for domination at #BlueSummer!

 

Max Averages

AUSIA: 40 [18↓]
EU: 44 [9↓]
US: 30 [10↓]
Main Event Max: 50 [20↓]

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[AUSIA] GAMEDAY : DUNKING THE DONUTS

Hey Helpers! Another gameday is upon us and today’s first gameday event was a coffee-themed event as we logged onto Club Penguin Rewritten to do some tactics through Town and Coffee Shop. After being led in tactics by Nell, Rooboo and Ru, the main part of this gameday came which was a An Ice Fishing Tournament. The helpers definitely had their fishing fun in this one. Congrats to those who managed to score some high points!

MAX: 41+

Comment below if you attended!

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Get To Know The HF Staff: Snowy

Greetings Help Force! After a short hiatus due to the joys of exams, the sexiest staff interviews are back! This week I had the pleasure of interviewing Snowy, one of HF’s Esteemed Admirals and also the author of Snowy’s Nap Segments! We talked all things HF and of course Ketchup! Right, Let us dive right into the interview shall we?


Maisie: Hey Snowy!

Snowy: Hey Maisie!

Maisie: How are you doing today?

Snowy: I’m doing good, thank you! How are you?

Maisie: I’m great! Thank you so much for doing this interview! To start us off could you introduce yourself to the readers?

Snowy: Sure! I’m Snowy, an admiral in HF. You’ve probably seen me in vc or in the chats before :smile:

Maisie: Amazing, take us back when did you join HF?

Snowy: I joined back in August 2018. I’m not sure what the exact day is, but I know it’s somewhere in the middle of the month

Maisie: Oh wow that’s so long! What would you say has been most memorable from your time in HF?

Snowy: So many things :smile:. If I had to pick one, though, I’d go with April Fools 2019. Juanita and I switched pfps and names, it was a blast XD

Maisie: Aw that sounds so fun! How long did it take you to make staff and have you got any tips for those who want to eventually become staff?

Snowy: I got staff about 6 months after I joined, around 5 months after I became active. For those of you who are aiming for staff: stay active, attend events, and do your best to keep the chat alive :panthumbsup:

Maisie: Amazing, outside of HF what do you enjoy doing?

Snowy: I enjoy watching movies, listening to music, reading, and, of course, cooking!

Maisie: Ah yes cooking! Have you got any ketchup recipes that you can share with us??

Snowy: No :mad:

Maisie: It was worth a try :hehe~1:

Snowy: xD

Maisie: What would you say your greatest achievement is?

Snowy: Getting a blackbelt felt like a pretty big accomplishment! It took quite a few years :smile:

Maisie: Oh wow that’s amazing! If you could play one song for the whole of HF on VC what would it be?

Snowy: The pina colada song :juanhue:

Maisie: Oh a classic for sure, before we go have you got anything you would like to tell the readers?

Snowy: Long live the rats, no ketchup ty, and remember to wash your hands :panthumbsup:

Maisie: Thank you so much Snowy!!!

Snowy: Thank you for the interview! :luv:


And there we have it, folks! Unfortunately no Ketchup recipes today but be sure to tune in next time to get to know more of the fabulous HF Staff!

Weekly Reflection

Week in Review

[30/05 – 05/06]

Hello everyone and welcome to yet another Weekly Reflection! In those weekly posts, you can check the latest Help Force’s statistics and interesting news! We have been really busy recently, celebrating reaching 10 000 members in the discord server and honouring Pride Month! Give it a read to learn about the details and congratulations to everyone who contributed to our success!

 

Max Averages

AUSIA: 58 [12↑]
EU: 53 [6↑]
US: 40 [5↑]
Main Event Max: 70 [15↑]

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Patrons of Patreon: Yuffie

Welcome Back to Patrons of Patreon! The fabulous mini-series where I get to interview our amazing donators that donate their money to help keep the HF community up and running! Today I am here with Blaze Donator and HF First Lieutenant Yuffie!

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Rainbow’s Igloo Catalog Guide – May 2021

Welcome back for the 2nd time for May’s Catalog! This time, we will be seeing the secret of May’s both Igloo and furniture Catalog in Club Penguin Rewritten! Continue reading

Weekly Reflection

Week in Review

[23/05 – 29/05]

Salutations Folks, here comes the newest Weekly Reflection! Here in this place you will find interesting statistics and trivia about the Help Force! Our army continues to dominate and getting ready for #BlueSummer with tons of events in old time zones and heavy recruiting! Thank you for all your hard work everyone, let’s achieve new highest together!

 

Max Averages

AUSIA: 46 [-]
EU: 47 [3↓]
US: 35 [6↓]
Main Event Max: 55 [5↓]

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[SATIRE] The De-RIG-cious Awards

The “De-Lice-ious Awards” are all set to start this week, and before it’s too late, THIS needs to be put out there. The award show is RIGGED. I am risking my position and reputation with the HF Staff by posting this, but the helpers deserve justice.

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