Zipline, Scorp’s Office – Another glorious gracious day in our glorious gracious motherland. Once again, I found myself perusing the old content on the website, in search of some ideas. Why bother coming up with something original, when your original content matches the old stuff anyways, right?
Top Five Web Posts – August 2022
Posted on September 6, 2022 by ScorpionDemon
ZIPLINE, Scorp’s Office – As we wave goodbye to August, we take a look at the Top Five Web Posts of the month. Which post took the #1 spot?
Spill The Tea – Delitager
Posted on July 3, 2022 by ScorpionDemon
ZIPLINE, Scorp’s Office – Welcome back to the spectacularly entertaining column Spill The Tea. In this post, I force Delitager, the writer of this column, to herself spill some tea about herself and her interests. I know, it is quite an amazing inversion of roles. This is why I’m the best thing that happened to this website, suck it Jayden.
[SATIRE] The Truth Behind Nap Segments
Posted on January 13, 2022 by ScorpionDemon
WARNING: THIS POST IS NOT A SATIRE, IT WAS DEFINITELY MADE IN ALL SERIOUSNESS, AND YOU SHOULD DEFINITELY TAKE IT SERIOUSLY, YOU SOULD TOTALLY IGNORE THE TITLE!
Scorp’s Office – It’s been a long time here, not as long as people like ROOBOO or Ru or Snowy or Wynn, but I’ve been here since more than half a year now. And it’s time to finally say goodbye to this beautiful, amazing army, which has given me so many things. Nah just kidding, retirement is for losers. This post is about something that I found worth investigating, something strange and scandalous… get ready for a ton of tea. Brits be like “I drink that much tea daily”. Why are you laughing, Indians… you drink that much for breakfast.
[AUSIA] CARS, REINDEER AND FROSTBITES
Posted on January 4, 2022 by Desireus
Greetings Helpers! Today we logged on to Zipline of Club Penguin Rewritten to have a meet among cars, reindeer and frostbites! Everyone took a bite of some magical cookies and transformed into either a car, reindeer or a frostbite as we did tactics through Town, Snow Forts and finally ended at Santa’s Workshop! We ended the event with a game of Hide and Seek between the 3 different teams! Huge thanks to Ru, Rooboo and Desireus for leading in today’s event! Thank you to all who attended as well, until next time!
Max: 22+
Comment below if you attended!
Dreams And Aspirations
Posted on January 1, 2022 by ScorpionDemon
The New Year has begun, Comrades! Thus begins the month of accidentally writing 2021 instead of 2022 in your dates. To start this year off on a fresh, positive note, I have compiled the New Year Resolutions of a few Help Force members!
[AUS] NEW YEAR’S PARTY
Posted on December 30, 2021 by rooboo
Greetings fellow Helpers of the force! Today we logged onto Zipline of Club Penguin Rewritten to have our last event of the year! It was amazing and touching to reunite altogether for the last event and yet make it beyond special! Led by staff, junior staff, and troops; we had so much fun so thank you to everyone who participated!
Max: 48+
Comment below if you attended!
Song of the Week #6
Posted on December 30, 2021 by Plotter
Hey hey wonderful people!! I am back, with another fantastic song suggestion from the adorable, Wet Water! She has suggested a rather interesting song, called Honeypie by JAWNY.
Double Trouble
Posted on December 28, 2021 by DhanushHF
Hey Helpers! Welcome back to the latest edition of Double Trouble, a series where PinguMaliz and Dhanush interview the besties of Help Force! Today we will interview Maya and Snowy, find out how they got to know each other, and also how well they know each other! Let’s begin by getting to know them a bit better.
