[SATIRE] The Truth Behind Nap Segments

WARNING: THIS POST IS NOT A SATIRE, IT WAS DEFINITELY MADE IN ALL SERIOUSNESS, AND YOU SHOULD DEFINITELY TAKE IT SERIOUSLY, YOU SOULD TOTALLY IGNORE THE TITLE!

Scorp’s Office – It’s been a long time here, not as long as people like ROOBOO or Ru or Snowy or Wynn, but I’ve been here since more than half a year now. And it’s time to finally say goodbye to this beautiful, amazing army, which has given me so many things. Nah just kidding, retirement is for losers. This post is about something that I found worth investigating, something strange and scandalous… get ready for a ton of tea. Brits be like “I drink that much tea daily”. Why are you laughing, Indians… you drink that much for breakfast.

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[AUSIA] CARS, REINDEER AND FROSTBITES

Greetings Helpers! Today we logged on to Zipline of Club Penguin Rewritten to have a meet among cars, reindeer and frostbites! Everyone took a bite of some magical cookies and transformed into either a car, reindeer or a frostbite as we did tactics through Town, Snow Forts and finally ended at Santa’s Workshop! We ended the event with a game of Hide and Seek between the 3 different teams! Huge thanks to Ru, Rooboo and Desireus for leading in today’s event! Thank you to all who attended as well, until next time!

Max: 22+

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Dreams And Aspirations

The New Year has begun, Comrades! Thus begins the month of accidentally writing 2021 instead of 2022 in your dates. To start this year off on a fresh, positive note, I have compiled the New Year Resolutions of a few Help Force members!

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[AUS] NEW YEAR’S PARTY

Greetings fellow Helpers of the force! Today we logged onto Zipline of Club Penguin Rewritten to have our last event of the year! It was amazing and touching to reunite altogether for the last event and yet make it beyond special! Led by staff, junior staff, and troops; we had so much fun so thank you to everyone who participated!

Max: 48+

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Song of the Week #6

Hey hey wonderful people!! I am back, with another fantastic song suggestion from the adorable, Wet Water! She has suggested a rather interesting song, called Honeypie by JAWNY.

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Double Trouble

Hey Helpers! Welcome back to the latest edition of Double Trouble, a series where PinguMaliz and Dhanush interview the besties of Help Force! Today we will interview Maya and Snowy, find out how they got to know each other, and also how well they know each other! Let’s begin by getting to know them a bit better.

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Original Stories – Visitor’s Edition

I’m writing this article from the comfort of my warm, cozy office on the top floor of the Staff Headquarters in Zipline. Well technically this is Nell’s old office and I broke into it but no one’s here so its mine for now. ANYWAYS, let’s talk about what the title means. Some people reached out to me saying they were tired of my far-fetched stories, so I decided to invite a guest writer for this Original Stories edition. She has written original stories for Club Penguin Army Hub, and she is none other than Bailey Bear! So I’ll take the backseat now and let her present her story:

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[EU] BATTLE: BROTHERS IN VENGEANCE

Greetings fellow Helpers of the force! Today we logged onto Ascent of Club Penguin Rewritten to have our one and only ALLIANCE PRACTICE BATTLE! It was amazing to reunite with our amazing allies and have a refreshing event! Led by Snowflake, Mandal, Phoenix, Wynn, and more, it was amazing! There was also a very fun Trivia and great job to everyone who participated!

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[US] DECKING THE HALLS IN SPARKLES!

Greetings fellow Helpers of the force! Today we logged onto Ascent of Club Penguin Rewritten to have our one and only Sparkly Christmas Event! Entering the Christmas era, best holiday and season of the year, we had an amazing Lights event! Led by Diwix, Wynn, Snowy, and more it was amazing!

Max: 22+

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[INT] OPERATION: HERE WE GO AGAIN TO THE HUNT

Greetings fellow Helpers of the force! Today we logged onto Ascent of Club Penguin Rewritten to have our one and only huge Treasure Hunt! We had an amazing time figuring the clues out to save Santa and find his gifts! He needed his only Reindeers to look for them and thankfully some successfully found all the gifts and Santa can finally give his gifts to everyone on Christmas Eve! Led by Snowflake, Mandal, Rooboo, and others; we had an amazing time!

Max: 20+

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