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Enforcer’s Demonic Polls

ZIPLINE, Scorp’s Office – Recently, I stepped down from my position from Second in Command. Since Jayden, another retired 2ic, is busy with his exams, a thought occurred to me – would people even notice if a different retired 2ic wrote Jayden’s column? Thus, I decided to conduct this experiment. As expected, no one I DMed questioned why a different person was taking the poll this week! Except Ru. Fucking. Emma. Always noticing everything. Screw you, Ru, I had a legendary joke planned.

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The Demonic Retreat – Scorp’s Retirement

ZIPLINE, Scorp’s Office – This will not be the last time I type the words, “ZIPLINE, Scorp’s Office”. However, it is the last time I am typing them as a Second in Command. My journey as a staff member is something I’ll never really forget. It is one of the most amazing times I’ve ever had online. Elp is the greatest.

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Mission Machete – I

A gloomy atmosphere had set in, as firmly lodged in as a dog digging down a rabbit hole. The rainstorm caused by the invading Water Vikings stopped three days ago, but the skies hadn’t cleared up yet. It was evening now, and Scorp’s office was starting to get darker. He finally laid down the pen that hadn’t rested since seven hours now. Unlike the rest of the staff, he preferred writing out battle plans and reports on paper. The clock began beeping at the exact moment he kept the pen down. It was 4:30 pm. Thirty minutes before Elp’s daily pings. This was the time to go enjoy a cup of coffee. Once Elp arrived, Joe and Jayden would start overloading the canteen, ordering cold coffees and fresh virgin pina coladas for the Great Lice. He filed the papers, picked up his keys and exited the office. As he locked the doors, the various sounds that filled the headquarters began making themselves more prominent. An engine was revving in Desireus’ office. It was always a wonder how he managed to get engines and vehicles into his office. Maya’s office, located two doors away, seemed to be the source of some very sus noises. “Yikes – it’s better to not investigate that”, he thought to himself. Somewhere, a cat screamed and knocked something over. “Is Ayan kicking Snowy’s cats again?” After a pause, he laughed and said out loud, “Obviously”.

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Zipline Comic #1: Dig To Flip!

The sharks be hungry….

Artwork, Ideation, Storyline and Colors: JonathanJohnJohnson#6835

Lettering, Storyline: Scorp#9455

Veteran’s Lounge: Elpiojo123

ZIPLINE, Scorp’s Office – Welcome to the Veterans Lounge, brought to you by the Cheesiest Demon, The Scorpiest Mac…. MAISIE AND SCORP! The Help Force has been alive for more than four years now. In the these four years, so many people joined our army and left their mark on it. We know them as veterans, or “boomers that been here too long.” Each week we will be interviewing our valued veterans, where they look back on their leadership, sharing memories, advice and secrets (like how to retire)! This week, I had the pleasure of interviewing the literal manifestation of chaos. He shares a priceless secret at the very end of the interview!

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Spill The Tea – Zamb

Welcome to Spill The Tea! A column full of jokes, gossip and entertainment! The eleventh edition of this column, hosted by Delitager, brings Zamb to the spotlight!

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Juanita Day – The Beginners Guide

ZIPLINE, Scorp’s Office – It is finally Juanita Day, one of the most awaited festivals of the Help Force. For the last three months, we did not celebrate Juanita day in order to prepare for the third Juanita Day event in the history of the Help Force. The other two events were held in 2020 and 2021. So yeah, you can consider this as a very rare event! Let’s delve into the tradition that is Juanita Day.

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This year’s Juanita Day Banner

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Word Of The Week

Welcome to the brand new column, Word Of The Week! A new emote is now in the Help Force Discord server, :wordoftheweek:. Every time that emote is used, I will look at the words used in the messages above and below it, and select one of the words as the word of the week. However, the twist is that there can be multiple words in a week! So if you see a word that you like, make sure to use the emote! Now let’s move on to our first word of the week, which I have selected from the latest event!

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[AUS] Winter Awards Gala

Greetings, Helpers. On February 27th, 2022, the Help Force logged on to our capital Zipline for a Gala party! Most people showed up in their fanciest outfits… while some others decided to go for something more creative and unique. While the penguins certainly looked quite aesthetic, the main attraction of the event was the unveiling of the Golden Helpers award winners for the year 2022! A huge congratulations to the winners, you can find the details of the award in this post. This event also saw Wet Water, Ally, and Archana inducted into our Hall of Fame as Power Troops. A huge congratulations to the trio! Thank you to Wynn, Snowy and Scorp for leading.

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Comment your Discord name and rank below if you attended!

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Pirates Fashion Contest – Results

ZIPLINE, Scorpion Demon’s Office – On January 10th, I started a Pirates Fashion Contest for the benefit of the troops. The CPR team had launched a catalogue extensively filled with Pirate costumes. That was the simple reason behind the hosting of the contest.

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