Choco is once again back in the spotlight due to recent allegations of money laundering. Choco has a notorious criminal record, with the number of crimes he has committed being well above what we can count on our flippers. Cannibalism, stealing food, and having a skill issue in regards to women are just a few of his crimes.
The Help Force is notorious for its hot, single troops, and its strong visitor policies that keep the server safe from undesirable figures. It is time for HF to enter a new stage of greatness, becoming a home for all e-girls. This would greatly increase the server’s popularity, allowing us to truly be the greatest army.
Have you ever wondered how our resident grandma, NervousZippo, stays beautiful despite her old age? Nervous has been hiding her beauty secrets from us for too long. Today I will be revealing 3 secret techniques to help you stay tasty.
The infamous NeoBlaze along with Plotter, Skillz, Val, and Nafis have all founded the nation of Neotopia. Neo had promised the others wealth and glory, but they soon found themselves in financial ruin, unable to pay their taxes. While Neotopia has failed as a nation, other nations, such as the Joviet Union, had found themselves in economic prosperity. Here, I will explore the financial situation, and crimes of Neotopia, showing the world just how much better the Joviet Union is.
Desireus and Rooboo are the commanders of our glorious and gracious motherland. While they may seem like good leaders at first glance, their crimes against the troops and the staff outweigh their positives. Here is why we must coup them.
After Choco, the leader of the revolution, died, we all lost hope. Who would lead us? Who would liberate us from our ACP overlords? But then something happened that would spark revolution once again. Through the power of women, Choco managed to revive himself.
The citizens of the Army of Club Penguin occupying Hot Chocolate have had enough of ACP’s shenanigans. The citizens are revolting because ACP stole all of the showers, turning the chocolate civilians into smelly imposters. The citizens are also revolting in the form of strikes and aggressive licking.
The residents of Hot Chocolate cower in fear as the green army rampages through their peaceful town. The casualties of this unjust and cruel invasion exceed 1 million chocolate bars. To make matters worse, this is not the first time that ACP has terrorized an innocent town. No amount of destruction will satisfy these green Terrors.
Calgo, the infamous Leader of the Army of Club Penguin is hiding a dark secret. His crimes include cannibalism, abuse, and several war crimes against the coconuts. To stop this tyrant, the Anti-Calgo Coalition have made an ultimatum.
