The helpers of our glorious, gracious motherland come in different shapes and sizes. The Help Force world is just as diverse, with the helpers residing in many different environments. Let’s meet the helpers!
Cats | Friend, Foe, or Food
Posted on July 16, 2023 by Jo
Cats are innocent creatures that reside in our motherland. Or are they? Some people love cats as they keep you company. Some people hate cats as they eat your food. Some people eat cats as they are tasty. This raises the question. Are cats friends, foes, or food?
Time Travel Tribulations: Part 1
Posted on July 12, 2023 by Snowy
Hello Helpers! I have here for you an unauthorized story, written several months ago, dusted off, and posted for your amusement. Proceed with caution.
This will make sense once you start reading
Why You Shouldn’t Pay Your Taxes (Yet)
Posted on May 13, 2023 by Jo
Our glorious, gracious motherland thrives off the taxes of its hard-working residents. However, this prosperity has only been given to the Commanders and other high-ranking officials. The tax money that gets collected from us hard-working soldiers does not benefit us, but rather it benefits the bourgeois scum at the top of the HF pyramid scheme. This is why we should not and will not pay our taxes. For legal reasons, I am required to say that this post is completely satirical and that we should all pay our dues to our glorious, gracious motherland.
Snowy Wanted for Crimes Against the State
Posted on May 6, 2023 by Jo
For weeks, comrade Jo has been trying to invade comrade Snowy, through dozens of events and battles. Each and every time, comrade Snowy somehow managed to escape, evading comrade Jo’s capture. We cannot let this continue to happen as her arrest is crucial for winning Ausia Arena.
Game Post: Guess the Helper
Posted on April 29, 2023 by mantiuxx
Greetings, Helpers! We are here with a new game called Guess the Helper! In this game, we have captured your likeness in these four emojis. Guess which staff or helper it is, and we won’t ban you! (Answers will be revealed in the next post).
Local Staff Member Launders Millions of Ayan Hats
Posted on April 29, 2023 by Jo
Choco is once again back in the spotlight due to recent allegations of money laundering. Choco has a notorious criminal record, with the number of crimes he has committed being well above what we can count on our flippers. Cannibalism, stealing food, and having a skill issue in regards to women are just a few of his crimes.
