We all know how the commanders like to rig the votes. The awards you saw at today’s Gala were rigged and we will not stand for this. Here are the real, 100% legit, Gala award winners.
First off, the awards have way too many categories. Here are the categories that people actually care about.
Most Likely Not To Win An Award
Visitors
Aaronstone
Mayathefirst
Maya is always here, but her vocabulary is restricted to “i-“, “oop”, and “smh”. This makes her unlikely to have the controversy needed to win an award. She should try doing war crimes if she wants a chance of winning in the future.
Most Likely To Be Publicly Executed
Aaronstone
SwagerGamer
Visitors
Allies
Everyone
Aaronstone is in the Water Vikings who are our allies, meaning that allies are the most likely to be publicly executed. I don’t know how this was missed by the VRCTDTM (Vote Rigging Committee To Defend The Motherland).
Most Likely Staff Member To Be Demoted
Jo
Foxy
Zenishira
Instead of being rigged by the VRCTDTM, this version of the awards was rigged by Jo. Rigging a vote is guaranteed to get him demoted. Note: This is not admissible as evidence in court.
Most Likely To Become Leader In Five Years
Niko
Night
Liquor
No one, the server will be gone by then
This was one of the only categories that wasn’t rigged. 2029 will be our year and we will close at the end of it.
Most Likely To Get An Expose Post
Skillz
SwagerGamer
Jo
Choco
Choco, with 100% of the vote, was the clear winner of this category. Choco is an infamous cannibal and eater of penguins. It is only naturally for someone to write an expose post on him.
Best Lurker
Snowy
Valo
SwagerGamer
This is another one of the very few cases where the awards were not rigged.
Best Stand-Up Comedian
Choco
Sammit
Ao
He stands up and everyone starts laughing.
Best Blogger
Beasto
Mantiuxx
Jo
Zenishira
This wasn’t rigged. Just ignore the fact that Jo wrote this blog.
Best GoTW Command
!coconut
!banchoco
!banfoxy
Okay, the original awards might’ve been less rigged than I thought. Banchoco is the best command.
Best Allied Army
Army of Club Penguin
Water Vikings
Friendly Gamers
Friendly Gamers were robbed of this victory in those biased awards. They are the friendliest army and they are gamers. If they were troops, they would definitely win Gamer of the Week every week. This is why they are clearly the best ally.
There we have the end of the totally legit End of Year Awards. The 100% unbiased version.
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