Roxy seems like a fun, loving staff member; however, she has a dark side that you do not want to see. Whenever she isn’t welcoming someone to the army or chatting away, she is murdering and bullying innocent people. Here is Roxy’s dark side.
Wolfi Logs On
Posted on February 3, 2024 by Jo
The motherland witnessed an incredible feat during today’s SpongeBob event, as Wolfi logged on successfully. He persevered through various dangers, eventually reaching the event.
Army of Club Penguin Coups a Tax Fraud
Posted on January 20, 2024 by Jo
The Army of Club Penguin falls into a dark time as a tax fraud gets couped from leadership. AustinTaxFraud is awaiting trial, where he will hopefully face a life sentence in snake jail.
My (Not Stolen) Pets
Posted on January 13, 2024 by Jo
Over the years, I have acquired a wide variety of pets. These include dogs, cats, and cats that look like sheep. I am an expert pet owner. Here are all of my lovely (not stolen) pets.
100% Real End of Year Awards (Don’t Coup Me)
Posted on January 6, 2024 by Jo
We all know how the commanders like to rig the votes. The awards you saw at today’s Gala were rigged and we will not stand for this. Here are the real, 100% legit, Gala award winners.
Jo Found Dead While Pooping
Posted on November 4, 2023 by Jo
Jo was found dead after a deceitful murderer killed him while he was pooping. Who in the world could have done this?
This Week In Arcadium | Week 5
Posted on October 14, 2023 by Jo
Welcome back once again to the second month of Arcadium! This week, we had yet another rigged Roblox event and more rigged Skribbl events. This was yet another rigged week in Arcadium
This Week In Arcadium | Week 4
Posted on October 7, 2023 by Jo
It has been almost a month since the Arcadium merged with the Help Force. One month in, the Arcadium continues to host many fun events. This week, we saw more rigged Roblox games, a word search hosted by the sussiest person, and a fun game of Cart Surfer. You know, the usual rigged games.
This Week In Arcadium | Week 2
Posted on September 23, 2023 by Jo
This week saw several slightly rigged games being hosted by our tasty hosts. There was also some scamming going on as we fed each other to sharks. This week was a very tasty week for sharks.
This Week In Arcadium | Week 1
Posted on September 16, 2023 by Jo
Following the conclusion of the first week of Arcadium, the helpers and new Arcadium Hosts are enjoying playing and hosting many fun games. A wide variety of games were hosted this week, such as Skribbl, Roblox, and Minecraft.
