Devastation sweeps through the motherland as a tax fraud charges through the bodies of his prey. Several people have been killed by this beast, while others have been crippled by the monster’s cruel attacks. We will not rest until this tax fraud is locked up.
Lock Panda Up
The motherland cheers as another rampaging rodent is thrown into a cage. Panda has been found guilty of several crimes against the motherland, thus she has been arrested. Now it is up to us to arrest her animal accomplices who definitely plan to free her from jail.
Danplays Found Dead
A tragedy has struck our motherland as Danplays has been found dead during an intense game of Skribbl. The murderer was none other than ShadowPlayzx, who attempted to cover up Dan’s death. The rest of the helpers hide in fear as Shadow starts a reign of terror.
Meet The Helpers
The helpers of our glorious, gracious motherland come in different shapes and sizes. The Help Force world is just as diverse, with the helpers residing in many different environments. Let’s meet the helpers!
Cats | Friend, Foe, or Food
Cats are innocent creatures that reside in our motherland. Or are they? Some people love cats as they keep you company. Some people hate cats as they eat your food. Some people eat cats as they are tasty. This raises the question. Are cats friends, foes, or food?
Time Travel Tribulations: Part 1
Hello Helpers! I have here for you an unauthorized story, written several months ago, dusted off, and posted for your amusement. Proceed with caution.

This will make sense once you start reading
Cinco de Mayo: An Exercise in Futility
Those of you who have been active during US hours for the past few weeks have seen Elp talk about something called a “Cinco de Mayo,” and you’ve also seen Snowy complain every single time. Snowy is right. Allow me to explain.
Helper Study: Vol 2
After spending a few months observing Helpers in their natural habitat, I’m back with more information on them. You can find my very scientific research below, and the previous edition of this post here.
Why You Shouldn’t Pay Your Taxes (Yet)
Our glorious, gracious motherland thrives off the taxes of its hard-working residents. However, this prosperity has only been given to the Commanders and other high-ranking officials. The tax money that gets collected from us hard-working soldiers does not benefit us, but rather it benefits the bourgeois scum at the top of the HF pyramid scheme. This is why we should not and will not pay our taxes. For legal reasons, I am required to say that this post is completely satirical and that we should all pay our dues to our glorious, gracious motherland.
Snowy Wanted for Crimes Against the State
For weeks, comrade Jo has been trying to invade comrade Snowy, through dozens of events and battles. Each and every time, comrade Snowy somehow managed to escape, evading comrade Jo’s capture. We cannot let this continue to happen as her arrest is crucial for winning Ausia Arena.