Roxy seems like a fun, loving staff member; however, she has a dark side that you do not want to see. Whenever she isn’t welcoming someone to the army or chatting away, she is murdering and bullying innocent people. Here is Roxy’s dark side.
Roxy Cheats on Mocha
Posted on February 10, 2024 by Jo
Roxy has betrayed her long-term wife, deciding to marry Jo. To make matters worse, Choco was a possible candidate, and she blatantly rejected him. This is the story of how Roxy cheated on Mocha.
Wolfi Logs On
Posted on February 3, 2024 by Jo
The motherland witnessed an incredible feat during today’s SpongeBob event, as Wolfi logged on successfully. He persevered through various dangers, eventually reaching the event.
Army of Club Penguin Coups a Tax Fraud
Posted on January 20, 2024 by Jo
The Army of Club Penguin falls into a dark time as a tax fraud gets couped from leadership. AustinTaxFraud is awaiting trial, where he will hopefully face a life sentence in snake jail.
My (Not Stolen) Pets
Posted on January 13, 2024 by Jo
Over the years, I have acquired a wide variety of pets. These include dogs, cats, and cats that look like sheep. I am an expert pet owner. Here are all of my lovely (not stolen) pets.
100% Real End of Year Awards (Don’t Coup Me)
Posted on January 6, 2024 by Jo
We all know how the commanders like to rig the votes. The awards you saw at today’s Gala were rigged and we will not stand for this. Here are the real, 100% legit, Gala award winners.
Jo Found Dead While Pooping
Posted on November 4, 2023 by Jo
Jo was found dead after a deceitful murderer killed him while he was pooping. Who in the world could have done this?
Tax Fraud Commits Murder
Posted on September 2, 2023 by Jo
Devastation sweeps through the motherland as a tax fraud charges through the bodies of his prey. Several people have been killed by this beast, while others have been crippled by the monster’s cruel attacks. We will not rest until this tax fraud is locked up.
Lock Panda Up
Posted on August 26, 2023 by Jo
The motherland cheers as another rampaging rodent is thrown into a cage. Panda has been found guilty of several crimes against the motherland, thus she has been arrested. Now it is up to us to arrest her animal accomplices who definitely plan to free her from jail.
Danplays Found Dead
Posted on August 19, 2023 by Jo
A tragedy has struck our motherland as Danplays has been found dead during an intense game of Skribbl. The murderer was none other than ShadowPlayzx, who attempted to cover up Dan’s death. The rest of the helpers hide in fear as Shadow starts a reign of terror.
