Ladies and gentlemen and those of you who know better, it’s finally time to unveil the winners of the prestigious End of the Year Awards! Thank you to everyone who did their part in the nominations and voting for these awards. A big congratulations to everyone who made it into the finals, and remember: if you didn’t make it, you likely have a life outside of CPA.
And now, without further ado, the winners of the End of the Year Awards! All finalists’ names are included; winners are in bold.
Most Likely Not To Win An Award
Visitors
Aaronstone
Mayathefirst
Off to an excellent start already. This is the only award any visitor deserves to receive. If you’re a visitor, please, a round of applause for yourself before you go back into the mines.
Most Likely To Be Publicly Executed
Aaronstone
SwagerGamer
Visitors
Everyone
It was a close run here, but Aaronstone managed to beat out literally everyone. Well done, Aaron. This may be the highlight of your entire life.
Most Likely Staff Member To Be Demoted
Jo
Foxy
Zenishira
This one does come as a bit of a surprise, given that Foxy is good at keeping his head down and getting the job done. I guess it’s true what they say: “No good deed goes unpunished.” Don’t worry, Foxy, there’s an extra pickax in the mine waiting just for you.
Most Likely To Become Leader In Five Years
Niko
Night
Liquor
No one, the server will be gone by then
This one is my personal favorite winner. It fills me with hope. We can only wait and see if it comes true, and if it doesn’t, we’ll just have to get the job done ourselves. #NoMoreHF2029
Most Likely To Get An Expose Post
Skillz
SwagerGamer
Jo
Jo is the winner here with an overwhelming 51% of the vote. Jo, you know what you did. We’re coming for you. There is no escape.
Most Likely To Get Muted By Elp
SwagerGamer
Everyone
Javi
Congrats to literally everyone for winning this category! I can’t wait to see this one come true ❤️
Most Likely To Leave And Rejoin The Server
SwagerGamer
Plotter
Dan
This one is a shocking tie between Plotter and Swager. To make things fair I guess we’ll have to ban them both.
Most Likely To Become A Cult Leader
Jo
Rooboo
NeoBlaze
SwagerGamer
Neo won this one by a good majority, which makes me think there’s no “become” here; he’s definitely already a cult leader. I’d like to point out that technically every commander in CPA ever has also been a cult leader. But that’s besides the point. Congrats Neo.
Most Likely To Get Away With Tax Fraud
Snowy
Nafis
Elp
Jo
I’m not sure why my name even appears on this list because, as you already know, I have yet to get away with tax fraud. Five years and counting. Maybe 2024 will finally be my year, who knows? Oh, congrats Elp.
Most Active
Jo
Devil
Zenishira
Another win for Jo! He does not touch grass!!!
Most Quotable
Choco
NeoBlaze
Jo
“Tasty. Sus. !banjo.”
Most Sleep-Deprived
Maya
All Leaders
Rooboo
As a former leader, I can confirm that stealing money and food and energy from staff members does keep you up all night.
Most Chatty
Jo
Riley
Red Returns
Riley wins this category, which is a big achievement considering his absence from HF for the majority of 2023. Congrats, and maybe touch some grass.
Most Missed HF Member
Jayden
Nervous
Snowflake
I’m not scared to write this one. I just have nothing to say.
Most Savage
NeoBlaze
Snowy
Elp
Unsurprising that Neo has cinched his second win, especially now that we’ve established he’s a cult leader. No doubt he got his followers to vote for him. For shame.
Best Lurker
Snowy
Valo
SwagerGamer
Ridiculous. None of you know what “lurker” means. I will be speaking to my lawyer about this.
Best Recruiter
Niko
Zenishira
Jo
Well done Niko for luring so many people into the Motherland! Truly a well-spent several hundred hours.
Best US Troop
ShadyPanda
Mayathefirst
Chrissy
Amazing, 10/10, perfect, flawless performance.
Best EU Troop
Red Returns
Devil
Mortalidade
I’d say congrats to Red, but considering that he’s British their idea of a celebration might be dry white toast. Yikes. Still, well done.
Best AUSIA Troop
Jo
Sam Chilles
Shay
Tasty.
Best Memer
Diwix
Javi
Traffic
Mr. Memer himself! Good job with the memes, keep them coming.
Best Stand-Up Comedian
Choco
Sammit
Ao
It’s impressive that Choco is such a good comedian, because half of his vocabulary is just “tasty.” Tasty indeed.
Best Blogger
Beasto
Mantiuxx
Jo
Zenishira
An unsurprising win from Beasto, who literally runs the blog. Still, he does a very good job.
Best Staff Member
Niko
Zenishira
Night
Beasto
Two in a row! Very impressive performance, not at all a cause for concern.
Best HF Leader
Jo
Rooboo
Yoda
Good job, Rooboo! I can’t wait for you to also win this award forever or until HF shuts down.
Best GoTW Command
!coconut
!banchoco
!banfoxy
The people want Choco banned. I say we give them what they want.
Best Allied Army
Army of Club Penguin
Water Vikings
ACP… is made… of visitors… I suppose someone had to win this one.
Best Helper
Mortalidade
Rooboo
SwagerGamer
If you were really the best helper you would sabotage HF to put us all out of our misery. I’m just saying.
Best Curry Muncher
Diwix
Mandal
Wynn
Okay can I just point out that only one of these nominees is actually Indian, and he didn’t even win??? I’m not sure what you people think a “curry muncher” is.
Best Miner
Pantera
Javi
Jo
It’s a shame that Javi’s always so busy in the mines she’ll never be able to read this.
Best Designer
Beasto
Sharky
Night
It was a close call, but Night came out on top. Night, please design a graphic for each one of these awards, thank you.
Best Former Leader
Snowy
Vedant
Wynn
What a surprise! I didn’t rig this at all. You can trust me. I’m a trustworthy person. And as the winner of this award I’ve decided to delegate it to someone else instead. Congrats to Choco for being the best former leader!
Nicest Helper
Crystal
Jonathan
Red Returns
Considering the sheer number of helpers, this one is truly an accomplishment.
Best Drama Queen
Muntaha
IceQueen
Elp
Again, not scared. I just have nothing to say.
Weirdest Staff
Jo
Zenishira
Rooboo
Yeah… Does this one actually come as a surprise to anyone?
Favorite Role
Commander
Visitors
Assassin
Another tie. To everyone who voted for visitors, please see me after. I have some words for you.
Favorite Dynasty
Lisa
Choco
Desireus
Mr. Vroom Vroom takes the win on this one! Must be all those coconuts he hands out after events.
And that’s a wrap on the 2023 End of the Year Awards! You will not be seeing me again this year for these awards again because I’m disappearing from the face of the earth before then. I hope you all have a wonderful 2024.
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