Penguins Rise Up Against Abusive Leader: The Anti-Calgo Coalition

Calgo, the infamous Leader of the Army of Club Penguin is hiding a dark secret. His crimes include cannibalism, abuse, and several war crimes against the coconuts. To stop this tyrant, the Anti-Calgo Coalition have made an ultimatum.

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Chocoist Manifesto

For years, our commanders have had complete control over the food supplies. They have on several occasions, withheld food from the staff, causing famine across our glorious, gracious motherland. I am calling all helpers to unite to stop these food-hoarding bandits. We have nothing to lose but our hunger.

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Entire Village Enslaved: Human Rights Violations at Valhalla

Once a peaceful and booming town, Valhalla has now turned into a blazing slum of despair. Villagers who once had rights were now imprisoned in their own homes and enslaved. Animals who used to live luxuriously in their open fields have now been locked up in 1 block cages, where their children are drowned in lava and eaten. How did such a cruel thing happen in the world of Minecraft?

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Maya the Imposter

It was another day in the Help Force. The troops were eating food. The staff were trying to eat food. And Maya was being sus as usual. On this particular day, the army fancied a game of Among Us as part of their Sussy Maya event, so a 1 imposter game featuring Choco, Jo, Desireus, Maya, Snowy, Rooboo, and sussy Wynn was created.

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The Biggest War Yet

It was a sunny day in August, the end of the summer was near and everyone would leave the Club Penguin Island to go back to school and work. The threat of losing activity in the Help force was imminent, so Snowy and Wynn decided to increase the number of events and restart patrol duties around the island to ensure everything went smoothly. Mantiuxx was on patrol duties, because it was either that or being sent to the mines again, and he thought it would be a normal day without any incident.

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Choco and the Chocolate Factory – Part 2

Greetings, Helpers. This is part two of the Choco and the Chocolate Factory. You’ll probably want to read part one before you read part two, or maybe you won’t. I don’t mind either way, I’m not the boss of you. Wait until the last part comes out and read backwards. The world is your oyster.

When He saw the breadth of his domain, he wept, for there were no more ranks to reach…

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Unemployed

It was yet another glorious gracious day in our glorious gracious motherland. However, the day was not so glorious gracious for a certain Junior Staff. Our protagonist, Amealyah, recently moved into the Junior Staff living quarters. Since she is the protagonist, this story is about her.

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Nervous Wick

It was one of those boring, sleepy days in the Help Force. People were dozing off, helmets were left unpolished, and some staff members were nibbling on some stale popcorn as they longed for more interesting times. Fortunately the day did not stay like this, because what happened next would be quite memorable. For, my comrades, this is the day that the infamous Nervous Wick incident occurred.

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Original Stories: The Secret Of The Mines

The mines are a cold and unforgiving place, and many a Help Force member has been sent to those dark caverns. Surprisingly, not a lot of people know what happens in those mines, or what the mines are about. Continue reading to find out the secrets of the Help Force mines.

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Mission Machete – I

A gloomy atmosphere had set in, as firmly lodged in as a dog digging down a rabbit hole. The rainstorm caused by the invading Water Vikings stopped three days ago, but the skies hadn’t cleared up yet. It was evening now, and Scorp’s office was starting to get darker. He finally laid down the pen that hadn’t rested since seven hours now. Unlike the rest of the staff, he preferred writing out battle plans and reports on paper. The clock began beeping at the exact moment he kept the pen down. It was 4:30 pm. Thirty minutes before Elp’s daily pings. This was the time to go enjoy a cup of coffee. Once Elp arrived, Joe and Jayden would start overloading the canteen, ordering cold coffees and fresh virgin pina coladas for the Great Lice. He filed the papers, picked up his keys and exited the office. As he locked the doors, the various sounds that filled the headquarters began making themselves more prominent. An engine was revving in Desireus’ office. It was always a wonder how he managed to get engines and vehicles into his office. Maya’s office, located two doors away, seemed to be the source of some very sus noises. “Yikes – it’s better to not investigate that”, he thought to himself. Somewhere, a cat screamed and knocked something over. “Is Ayan kicking Snowy’s cats again?” After a pause, he laughed and said out loud, “Obviously”.

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