The Golden Helper Award is notorious for being rigged. This year, we will ensure that it isn’t rigged by voting for the one person we can trust, Choco. Vote for Choco.
Vote Choco
Choco is a very popular candidate, especially with women. Not only does he have his charisma stat maxed, but he is also a big advocate for free food for all. Who doesn’t like free food? I love being bribed to vote.
Choco’s Food
Ignoring his past convictions for cannibalism and war crimes, Choco is a human rights champion. He is most notably known for his work in Hot Chocolate, where he freed the people there from the oppressive government. Ignoring the fact that Choco is canonically dead, he is an ideal role model and the perfect person to win the award.
Choco Winning the Award
If that hasn’t convinced you, I have one more thing that definitely will. Choco is very popular with the ladies. Being such a skibidi rizzler, he could help even you find a girlfriend. Isn’t that amazing? I mean, just look at how the women love hearing his voice.
Choco’s Fans LOVING His Voice
Voting for other people would not help you get a girlfriend. We are the Help Force, so it’s only natural to vote for someone that would help you. With that being said, the other options comprise of rather smelly people. Several of them are bald, and others have not washed in years. I would not vote for them.
To end this propaganda, I just want to nail this idea in your head.
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Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
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