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Staff Member Convicted of Cannibalism | The Chocolate Community in Terror

On the 16th of February, 2022, a member of the Help Force Staff was put on trial with accusations of cannibalism. This previously kind and caring staff member was none other than Choco, the chocolate bar. Choco had been terrorizing innocent chocolate people for over a decade, and on this fateful day, that was about to end.

The Accusation

At about 7:40 am, members of the army started questioning Choco’s cannibalistic tendencies. Out of the blue the hottest member of the Help Force, Plotter, asked Choco if he was a cannibal. At first, Choco denied the accusation, but then Desireus, the coconut man, joined the fray, stating that Choco’s about me said that he liked chocolate.

Choco then said something that would solidify his guilt.

Choco claimed that he said that jokingly, but no one believed him. Suddenly, a new challenger appeared. Chrissy, one of Rooboo’s many simps, voiced that Jo, another chocolate bar, had been warning them about Choco for a long time.

Choco got flustered, coming up with whatever he could think of to hide his crimes. No one was buying Choco’s excuses, especially after Jo testified that he had witnessed seeing Choco eating chocolate at school. Choco admitted to eating the chocolate and tried to convince everyone that he had been framed, telling everyone a lie about how Jo gave him the chocolate. Everyone knew that Choco was guilty, so a trial was held to lock up this cannibalistic monster.

The Trial

Choco, HF’s chocolate bar, was accused of eating another chocolate bar. His attorney was none other than the world-famous, NervousZippo, whom he paid with pizza. Nervous did not have faith that her client would win, stating that Choco had done many bad things.

Worse of all, Nervous did not have a law degree and was essentially forced by Choco to be his lawyer, despite him needing to defend himself in front of a certified prosecutor.

This prosecutor was none other than Jo, who was also testifying as a witnessed and had offered to be Choco’s lawyer but was unfortunately turned down. And last but not least, Chrissy, a renowned Rooboo simp, took the position of judge to decide whether Choco was innocent or guilty. This trial is about to unfold.

Chrissy, the unbiased judge, started presenting evidence on behalf of the prosecutor. During this presentation, Desireus stepped in, stating that you cannot like chocolate without consuming it.

The judge then called upon one of the witnesses, Jo, to ask about his experience watching Choco eat chocolate. Nervous objected, asking when this chocolate eating had occurred. Jo responded that he had seen Choco eating chocolate during school.

Nervous, who had been tricked by Choco’s lies, then started furiously defending Choco, saying that he would never eat another chocolate person and that Jo had probably mistaken Choco eating a peanut butter sandwich for him eating chocolate.

Nervous then did the unthinkable and accused Jo of framing Choco, claiming that Jo just wanted the pizza that Choco had.

Further pressure to defend Choco’s lies was pushed onto Nervous, causing her to act irrationally. She made the ridiculous and unscientific claim that Choco was mentally allergic to chocolate so he couldn’t have eaten it.

Nervous then doubled down on her accusation that Jo framed Choco, saying that Jo forced Choco to eat the chocolate. The jury was not believing any of the hippo’s lies.

To finally put Choco in jail, Jo called upon 3 witnesses, Bibz, PlayfulBears, and Hero9343 who all have witnessed Choco eating chocolate. As a last resort, Nervous pulled up a picture of Choco, stating how he looks so innocent. Desireus was quick to point out that there was a bite mark on the top right of Choco’s face, alluding to the fact that Choco had been cannibalizing himself.

At 8:20 am, the prosecutor, Jo, had to leave for school. Although the prosecutor was gone, hope for throwing Choco in jail was not lost yet. Nervous fired off lie after lie, desperately trying to defend Choco, but the judge wasn’t having it.

The Verdict

At 8:28 am, the judge had come to a verdict.

It had been done. The world was now safe. Chocolate people were free from Choco’s tyranny. Everyone could now sleep at night knowing that Choco couldn’t eat them anymore. That was until Jo started developing an appetite for people. The world would then be thrown back into chaos.

 

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