Posted on May 1, 2023 by Snowy
Hi Helpers, and welcome to Totally Legit Interviews! In this series, I interview an unsuspecting Helper and then publish the interview with some… revisions. My first victim is Javi.
Everyone in Help Force knows who Javi is. Her gambling single-handedly keeps the economy going, she spreads the SUS disease to keep things interesting, and her tax evasion skills even rival mine. I woke her up in the middle of the night and bribed her with a cookie to get this interview. Below you can read it, which is completely unedited except for the parts I changed. Enjoy!
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Posted on April 29, 2023 by mantiuxx
Greetings, Helpers! We are here with a new game called Guess the Helper! In this game, we have captured your likeness in these four emojis. Guess which staff or helper it is, and we won’t ban you! (Answers will be revealed in the next post).
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Posted on April 29, 2023 by Jo
Choco is once again back in the spotlight due to recent allegations of money laundering. Choco has a notorious criminal record, with the number of crimes he has committed being well above what we can count on our flippers. Cannibalism, stealing food, and having a skill issue in regards to women are just a few of his crimes.
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Posted on April 24, 2023 by Snowy
Have you ever wondered what fictional characters you and other Helpers would be? Well, wonder no more!
Javi – Scrooge McDuck
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Posted on April 22, 2023 by Jo
The Help Force is notorious for its hot, single troops, and its strong visitor policies that keep the server safe from undesirable figures. It is time for HF to enter a new stage of greatness, becoming a home for all e-girls. This would greatly increase the server’s popularity, allowing us to truly be the greatest army.
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Posted on April 15, 2023 by Jo
Have you ever wondered how our resident grandma, NervousZippo, stays beautiful despite her old age? Nervous has been hiding her beauty secrets from us for too long. Today I will be revealing 3 secret techniques to help you stay tasty.
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Posted on April 8, 2023 by Jo
The infamous NeoBlaze along with Plotter, Skillz, Val, and Nafis have all founded the nation of Neotopia. Neo had promised the others wealth and glory, but they soon found themselves in financial ruin, unable to pay their taxes. While Neotopia has failed as a nation, other nations, such as the Joviet Union, had found themselves in economic prosperity. Here, I will explore the financial situation, and crimes of Neotopia, showing the world just how much better the Joviet Union is.
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Posted on April 1, 2023 by Jo
Desireus and Rooboo are the commanders of our glorious and gracious motherland. While they may seem like good leaders at first glance, their crimes against the troops and the staff outweigh their positives. Here is why we must coup them.
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Posted on March 25, 2023 by Jo
After Choco, the leader of the revolution, died, we all lost hope. Who would lead us? Who would liberate us from our ACP overlords? But then something happened that would spark revolution once again. Through the power of women, Choco managed to revive himself.
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Posted on March 18, 2023 by Jo
The citizens of the Army of Club Penguin occupying Hot Chocolate have had enough of ACP’s shenanigans. The citizens are revolting because ACP stole all of the showers, turning the chocolate civilians into smelly imposters. The citizens are also revolting in the form of strikes and aggressive licking.
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