Posted on June 21, 2023 by zenishira
What’s up, my brothers and sisters? Zenishira here!
When I was a child, I hated reading. My father always nagged me to stop playing computer games all day and actually become well versed in literature. However, he did not recommend the usual writers of my country (which are haunting twelfth grade highschool students in their finals exams).
He told me to read “The Legends of Olympus”, a book in two volumes that encompasses the mythology surrounding Greek gods and heroes. I absolutely loved the sheer insanity of Greek Mythology, did you know that Zeus had an itchy forehead and that he wanted someone to hit him with an axe? That’s how Athena got born, fully clad in war armor. Also as a child, I loved playing RPGs, specifically Diablo, I love its gloomy atmosphere, as you venture down the caves you fight stronger demons. Now, combine Greek Mythology and Diablo together and you get…
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Posted on June 17, 2023 by Jo
Snowy, Rooboo, and Maya are the brilliant leaders and teachers of the army, the great strategists of tournaments, military commanders, and guides of the Help Force. Despite having these qualities that every leader strives for, they are not fit to be commanders. Although these individuals may seem innocent at first, they are hiding dark secrets which will now be exposed to the world. Note, this post is entirely satirical please don’t kill me blame Scorp uwu.
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Posted on June 11, 2023 by Jo
We’ve all had that day where we desperately needed food but there was just none around. After Snowy returned to HF’s leadership, there has been mass famine spreading throughout our glorious motherland. The only way for the poor helpers to get food is to smuggle it in. Here are 5 ways to obtain smuggled food.
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Posted on June 10, 2023 by mantiuxx
Some of you might remember reading a very similar essay about a year ago. If you do, forget it right now. Forgotten it? Good.
(Please note – this essay is unfinished and is going to remain that way. Mantiuxx has very generously agreed to take the blame for any harm caused by this post, unless it’s from a visitor).
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Posted on June 7, 2023 by zenishira
What is up my brothers and sisters? Zenishira here. Who’s hungry for pizza? I know that I am, as a staff member I do not get any food other than the crumbles I find under the table. Recently, I’ve heard of a place called Peppino’s Pizzeria, but when I called to order they did not pick up. Apparently there has been some incident, some giant pizza with a face threatened to destroy Peppino’s Pizzeria with a giant laser. Poor Peppino is alreadt in debt, he didn’t need that guy. He has to hurry up, chase Pizzaface and climb the dangerous…
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Posted on June 3, 2023 by Jo
The land of Hot Chocolate was unfairly stolen from us by the Army of Club Penguin quite some time ago. Nell, the judge at ACP’s invasion of Hot Chocolate, who recently joined ACP, was bribed by Calgo into giving Hot Chocolate to ACP. With the outbreak of war, it is finally our time to strike. We will reclaim Hot Chocolate.
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Posted on June 2, 2023 by Snowy
Those of you who have been active during US hours for the past few weeks have seen Elp talk about something called a “Cinco de Mayo,” and you’ve also seen Snowy complain every single time. Snowy is right. Allow me to explain.
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Posted on May 30, 2023 by Snowy
After spending a few months observing Helpers in their natural habitat, I’m back with more information on them. You can find my very scientific research below, and the previous edition of this post here.
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Posted on May 28, 2023 by Jo
Comrades, we have successfully defeated Water Vikings in the finals of Ausia Arena and now it’s time to celebrate. Today, I will be showcasing some of HF’s favourite foods that will be in this buffet. Let’s see what we’re eating today.
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Posted on May 23, 2023 by danplays12
Before we begin, the previous murderer was SNOWY
Anyways lets continue
Greetings Helpers! Welcome to my game Murder Mystery! Here is how it will work: I will be giving you a small scenario and you will have to guess who the murderer of the scenario is.
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