Trends have always been silly, but one new trend has taken it too far. What was a single incident has sparked millions of youngsters to go around eating people’s sons.
Millions of youth have gone on a rampage, eating people’s sons. These trend chasers have dubbed what is essentially murder to be “alpha fanum tax”. This all started after a newspaper detailing a single incident in 1954 went viral. A culprit still unknown to this day ate Jo Jr in April of 1954.
A user called “Skibidi Sussy Sausage” shared this paper across the motherland. Although they have not made a statement, it is clear that their aim was to spark a son eating trend. Within just one week, over 10 million sons were eaten by 2 million son eaters, an average of 5 sons per eater. Half the sons in the world are projected to have been eaten by the start of May.
The Police Force to Defend the Motherland from Rampant Eating (PFDMRE) has not made an official statement. However, several of their deputies came forward to provide a statement.
Deputy HippoLover: We will not rest until these son eaters have been taken into custody
Sheriff CoconutMan: Coco coconut (We must beat the son eaters at their own game. Eat the son eaters)
With so many sons being eaten, we must brace ourselves for the worst-case scenario. We recommended that you keep your sons in your igloos. Keep your igloo locked at all times and do not let anyone in, not even Choco’s girlfriend. These may seem harsh, but they are a necessary precaution considering the current crisis.
Please report any son eaters to either Deputy HippoLover or Sheriff CoconutMan. We will fight hard to take down these son eaters one at a time. Given how quickly the trend has spread, it is estimated that there will be 50 million son eaters by the end of the month. To stop this rapid growth, the motherland is issuing son eater capture requirements. Every Helper is required to capture at least 50k son eaters a day.
This may seem like a lot, but it’s not. You could pick a random person off the street, and there’s a 50/50 chance that they are a son eater. To prevent future issues, the motherland is also banning all trends. That’s right. No skibidi toilets. Get rid of fanum taxes. No food. Ban puffles.
We thank you for your cooperation in taking down these son eaters. We will end these son eaters, once and for all.
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