Something New: An i4 Engine

Sup Helpers! Night here, reporting from Acodo’s Dungeon, with a new Series! In these series I will be Teaching y’all many things! Remember to DM me if you have any specific topic in mind to learn!

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Skillz Issue

Skill issues are prevalent within our army. Choco has a skill issue when it comes to getting women. Maya has a skill issue when it comes to not looking sus. The only thing worse than a skill issue is a Skillz issue.

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Scandal In The Coconut Plantation

A scandal emerges from Desireus’s coconut plantation. After only 2 days since the last “incident”, new accusations arise as Des scrambles to defend himself. This is a dark day for coconut lovers.

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Meet The Helpers

The helpers of our glorious, gracious motherland come in different shapes and sizes. The Help Force world is just as diverse, with the helpers residing in many different environments. Let’s meet the helpers!

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How We Will Win Legends Cup

Our glorious, gracious motherland has been thriving recently, ever since we won AUSIA Arena. We have created quite the force and it’s now time to demonstrate our power once more. To win Legends Cup, we must harness this power and use it to destroy the Rebel penguins and their crumbling federation. Here is how we will win.

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Cats | Friend, Foe, or Food

Cats are innocent creatures that reside in our motherland. Or are they? Some people love cats as they keep you company. Some people hate cats as they eat your food. Some people eat cats as they are tasty. This raises the question. Are cats friends, foes, or food?

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Time Travel Tribulations: Part 1

Hello Helpers! I have here for you an unauthorized story, written several months ago, dusted off, and posted for your amusement. Proceed with caution.

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This will make sense once you start reading

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Come to the Joviet Union

The Joviet Union is the greatest Minecraft nation on the Arcadium server. The person that lives there enjoys a vast amount of luxury, with every item in the game at his doorstep. Here is a guide on what you can see in the Joviet Union.

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Pride Month ’23

I hope you’ve all been having a pleasant Pride Month! Whether you identify as part of the LGBTQ+ community or not, Help Force is open and welcoming to all kinds of people, except for those who wear shoes. And visitors. And Fahrenheit users. And Apple users. And those who like strawberries. And—

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Return of Hot Chocolate | Finale

Comrades! Citizens! Brothers and sisters! Soldiers of our glorious, gracious motherland! The treacherous occupation of Hot Chocolate by the Army of Club Penguin has ended. Hot Chocolate has been liberated and returned to its rightful owner, the Help Force. Let us celebrate the glorious, gracious liberation of the most precious and valuable land we own.

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