The Help Force

Hi helpers!! Guess who’s back again! Well, it’s us, obviously. It turns out I was lying about the last post being the last one. Welcome to the latest edition of your favourite blog, Double Trouble. The series where PinguMaliz and Dhanush hunt out the besties of Help Force, interview them, and test how much they know about each other! This time, we’re featuring the queens Lisa (for the third time, hope you’re not getting tired of this) and Juanita!

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Welcome to Double Trouble, Juanita & Lisa!

Juanita: Hiiiiii

Lisa: HELLOO

How do you guys feel being here together? Lisa is here for the 3rd time.

Juanita: Excited 🕺 but also nervous because I don’t really give interviews 😭

Lisa: Sorry, my WiFi died (interview tradition). I FEEL LIKE I’VE BEEN HERE BEFORE!! ‘Cause I have, oops. BUT I LOVE JUA SO I’M HAPPY TO BE HERE, THANKS 😀

Juanita: I LOVE YOU TOO

Alright, so how about you start us off by telling us how you first met?

Juanita: Idk, Lisa and I were just around HF. I can only think of my earliest memory being Virt and Ror bullying her and she’d ping me to come save her. I think that helped us become better friends.

Lisa: OH RIGHT

Juanita: YEAH

Lisa: AND THEN THEY WOULD START BULLYING BOTH OF US

Juanita: YEAH 😭😭 BUT IT’S FINE, WE BULLIED THEM TOO (kinda?)

Lisa: We TRIED TO YEAH LOL. So it became a thing where, when one of us got attacked by those two, we would ping each other.

Juanita: Back up 🕺

Did you both have any first impressions of each other?

Lisa: I have no idea 🧍

Juanita: I DON’T KNOW. I liked Lisa, she was super fun and nice and we got along super well, that’s all I can remember 😭😭 This sounds sarcastic AND BASIC BUT LIKE I’M NOT BEING SARCASTIC.

Lisa: She seemed friendly, I think?? BUT LIKE SHE ALWAYS HAS BEEN LIKE THAT?? She was funny and very friendly, so we just instantly became friends 😀

Juanita: We also had a lot to relate to since we grew up in the same country, so that helped. I think Lisa was one of the first people I met from there.

Lisa: YEAH, we grew up in the same country and then she left me here all by myself. So we used to talk about it a lot, like country talks.

What were the things you both got along with that made you guys closer friends? WiFi dies, blame Lisa y’all

Juanita: I feel like we just answered that, lowkey. We got ahead of ourselves.

Lisa: To the readers, she’s not usually like this. I had no idea she has a sticker like that. ANYWAYS, WHAT ELSE, JUA?

Juanita: I mean, we had the family tree thing.

Dav: tries to move on to the next question

Lisa: No, we’re gonna make you wait for more stuff.

Juanita: NO, DON’T UNDERMINE OUR FRIENDSHIP.

Lisa: RIGHT?? WHAT IS HE TRYING TO DO HERE, MAKE PEOPLE THINK WE AREN’T GOOD FRIENDS OR SOMETHING?

Juanita: YEAH LIKE WENONKY HAVE GWO MEMORIES TIGETHER

Blogger Note: For the readers who do not understand this, she meant (“YEAH, LIKE WE DON’T HAVE GOOD MEMORIES TOGETHER.”)

Juanita: AND GIRLS NIGHT, THE OG GIRLS NIGHT.

Lisa: Realizes we changed questions and is still thinking about the last one (“I THOUGHT WE WERE STILL AT THE IMPRESSION THING OMG”)

Juanita: Sorry, the feet got in the way 😊

Lisa: OK, SO WE DEFINITELY GOT CLOSER ONCE WE BECAME PART OF THE secret HF cult called Family Tree, ‘cause we would always be online together and would chat a lot. ALSO, WE HAD THIS TRADITION OF SPAMMING EACH OTHER’S DMS. And making up stories using emojis.

Juanita: OH MY GOD, YES, MY FAVOURITE PART, THE SPAM DMS WERE THE BEST THING EVER. CORE MEMORY.

Lisa: RIGHT?? YEAH, IT’S LIKE ONE OF OUR CORE MEMORIES, OMG.

Lisa: JUANITA IS A SORK.

Juanita: YOU ARE A SORK, SHUT UP. YOU’RE READING MY MIND.

Lisa: SAME WAVELENGTH OMG.

Juanita: LITERALLY.

Lisa: We’re LITERALLY BESTIES.

Juanita: We’d wait till the other one falls asleep and SPAM DMs and it’s just us doing random things, saying random things. Also the time where we discover new Discord emojis because they kept adding stuff every now and then, or analyze the emojis.

Juanita & Lisa start yelling at the host for asking if they wanted to add anything else, sobbing </3

What are the qualities you both admire about each other? What is one thing you would change about the other?

Juanita: I LOVE that Lisa is so kind and supportive 🕺. She can also honestly read my mind sometimes, for real, and lowkey know if something might bother me/upset me. She gets me 😍. She’s funny and definitely makes me laugh. She’s also genuinely so smart, I definitely admire that. I would change nothing 😍😘😝😋🥰😊😇

Lisa: I love everything about Jua. Kith kith 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩. She’s very kind and funny and she gets my humor!! We’re almost always at the same wavelength :D. I love her jokes and everything!! SHE’S ALSO ALWAYS THERE FOR ME WHEN I NEED TO RANT OR ANYTHING, she’s the best, for real. Always supports me and listens to me ❤️❤️ I wouldn’t want to change ANYTHING about her. I love her just the way she is 😀

Juanita: erases paragraph (just kidding)

Lisa: QUÉ???

Juanita: QUE BARBARIDAD

Lisa: AY CABRÓN

(Blogger note: Are you confused by the last 3 lines? Don’t worry, I am too.)

So have you ever recommended a series to one another and watched it? Which one among the duo is your fav so far?

Juanita: I LOVE HER RECOMMENDATIONS, BTW. SHE’S THE BEST AT IT. Food recommendations top tier. But for series, she did recommend one, but like I’m still yet to start it 😭. I’m sure she’s recommended thousands of things before.

Lisa: I gave her book recs and series recs but she has ADHD (I’m joking). Lowkey, I don’t remember stuff she has recommended to me 🧍. Sorry, I have dementia.

Juanita: BUT SHE RECOMMENDED the book “A Good Girl’s Guide to Murder,” and I’m like—

Lisa: WOOOO SO PROUD.

Juanita: I LOVED IT SO FAR, but then I forgot to continue… YAYAYAYYA

Any series/movie y’all plan on watching together soon?

Juanita: BARBIE 🎀🎀🎀

Lisa: BARBIE MOVIES ON TOP

Juanita: I’m so sure Lisa has recommended more stuff which I’ve watched, but I just can’t remember. Like long back probably, but as of now it’s “Good Girl’s Guide to Murder” and “Alice in Borderland” (I am yet to watch it, I’m sorry).

Lisa: I can’t remember anything Jua recommended, sorry 😭😭😭. Jua, have you ever recommended a show or something?

Juanita: I don’t think I have 😭😭. I come to you for recommendations mostly, to be honest.

What was your guys’ favourite theme or takeover?

Juanita: HARRY POTTER, Top tier HF Theme week.

Lisa: MY WIFI DIED GUYS, HOLD UP.

Lisa: HARRY POTTER WEEK OP BRO, ALSO THE SKELETONS VS ZOMBIES THING… BUT HARRY POTTER WEEK >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Juanita: It was like peak HF activity, HUFFLEPUFF FTW.

Lisa: IT WAS LITERALLY THE BEST WEEK HF EVER HAD, LITERALLY EVEN THE BATTLES WERE SO FUN, THE COMPETITION WAS SO INTENSE OMG.

Juanita: YEAH, (I led my team to 4th place in battles). BUT WE WON OVERALL.

Lisa: I WAS A HOUSE PREFECT FOR SLYTHERIN. SSSSSSLYTHERIN OUR WAY TO SUCCESS 🐍

Juanita: It was my first ever time leading, okay. I had no practice, nothing, they just put me up there and expected me to lead.

Lisa: Petition to host a four team theme week again and let us lead.

Juanita: REAL.

Lisa: Please make it happen.

Juanita: Start recruiting.

Lisa: Goodbye.

What would be your most embarrassing moment in HF together?

Juanita: Uhh, idk.

Lisa: Everyday, for real.

Juanita: LOL

Which Powerpuff Girl do you think the other is, and why?

Lisa: OMG STOP, WE TALKED ABOUT THIS. NEO GAVE HIM QUESTIONS, THAT’S WHY HE WAS LIKE, “GOOD LUCK.”

Juanita: Did Neo give you this question?… Answering the question, I think Lisa would be a mix of Blossom and Bubbles to be honest, depending on the day and mood—60 percent Blossom, 40 percent Bubbles, idk.

Lisa: Juanita is Bubbles through and through, but maybe Blossom as well when Jua was leading? But she’s Bubbles like 98%. So Jua would be Bubbles.

Juanita: I LOVE BUBBLES, THANK YOU.

Lisa: I LOVE HER TOO.

Moving on… If y’all ever met IRL, where would it be?

Juanita: Picnic!!! WE’VE ALREADY DONE THAT, YEAH.

Lisa: PICNIC! We went on a picnic. It was the BEST PICNIC OF MY LIFE. I love Juanita. I will sacrifice my life for Juanita.

Juanita: LITERALLY, AND I DON’T EVEN LIKE PICNICS, BUT THAT PICNIC WAS SO FUN. We should go again, Lisa.

Lisa: YEAHHHH, YES PLEASE, WHEN YOU VISIT AGAIN.

Juanita: YESSS, THIS SUMMER.

Lisa: OK, BET OMG.

Juanita: Neo would never smoke.

What would you both like to nickname one another, and why?

Juanita: Lisa is sork.

Lisa: JUANITA IS SORK.

*Blogger’s Note: I AM NOT TYPING ALL THAT >:(( *

What cartoon characters, like Disney, Pixar, or Anime, etc., do you think the other is?

Lisa: OKAY, I HAVE MY ANSWER. Jua is Silvermist (from Tinkerbell) AND BIBBLE FROM BARBIE!!!

Juanita: OKAY, LISA MIGHT BE… Rarity + Twilight + Fluttershy combo, I know that’s like three but all are needed.

Juanita: I LOVE BIBBLE AND SILVERMIST.

Lisa: I never watched MLP but I’ll accept that.

*Blogger’s Note: Juanita ran away to play a game with Diwix. How rude :p *

If you were to be spies, what would be your code names?

Lisa: I’m not creative enough for this, omg.

12 Hours later

Lisa: Jua’s spy name would be Icey.

Juanita: I’ve been trying to think of a spy name for you but I’m not creative 😭😭

A level 34 Mew just spawned at the GC

Ru: Blair… Storm… Atlas.

Lisa: Names for Jua idk, I’m uncreative: Icey, Jet, Nita, Annie (juANIta).

A level 56 Gengar spawned at the GC

Scorp: That last one is such a stretch, you could also call her Agent T-Ace.

Juanita: I’m too uncreative for this.

Lisa: Twins.

Juanita: I was thinking like Luna (because her cat) or like Agent Espresso, idk :sob: :sob: :sob: :sob: because, she’s a coffee addict and loves Sabrina Carpenter.

Juanita: I like Icey.

Lisa: T-Ace sounds like a nuclear weapon.

Scorp: Like Jay Tee Ace.

Lisa: I think me and Jua are the most time-taking double trouble duo.

Dav: Even Elp and Ayan did not take so long

Lisa: LOL

We are better than Elp and Ayan.

Lisa, if you had the chance to give Juanita a new HF Icon name (right now it’s the JTS Queen), what would it be? Juanita, what icon name would you give to Lisa?

Lisa: OKAY, FIRST OF ALL, I DIDN’T KNOW THAT WAS A THING… SECOND OF ALL, WHY DO I NOT HAVE IT… Juanita, ask them to treat me better, I’ve been active in HF for eight years, thank you. THIRD OF ALL, THIS IS SUCH A SAD TITLE.

Ru: “Ask them to treat me better.” What is this supposed to mean?

Lisa: I said what I said.

Ru: Lisa, how did you not know we had names? 😭

Lisa: Everyone has such good titles and then there’s Jua.

Ru: There are some which I think could be better.

Lisa: Shush… NO HELPING (DM me the answer).

Ru: Haha, JTS Qyeen… Joyfully Thriving Sovereign Qyeen or Jewel of the Throne’s Strength Qyeen.

Lisa: Ok, so basically what I’m understanding is that these titles have to be cringe.

Blogger’s Note: Coup Lisa for calling Ru cringe. Send in a !attack @lisa in the chat.

Dav: Ru, if you would give Scorp a new title, what would it be?

Ru: Not gladiator, Pain in the ass for sure… Shadow singer. It has a deep meaning—if anyone gets it, then they get it.

Lisa: The Everkind, The Guiding Star, The Human Sunshine, The Kind Soul, The Kindred Light?, The Soft Reign, Everkind Empress, THE LUMINOUS LEADER

Lisa: I’M GONNA THINK OF MORE. I’M SORRY, I’M TOO UNCREATIVE FOR THIS, JUA.

Ru: I like the guiding star.

Scorp: Singer??

Ru: Sigh, do I have to explain everything to you?

Scorp: No, I get it. You hate my guitar playing. You’d rather have me throw the guitar away.

Ru: I never said that. I have always appreciated getting the voice notes.

Scorp: I’M A MUSICIAN, I’M NOT A SINGER.

Lisa: HE’S WORKING LATE ‘CAUSE HE’S A SINGER.

Scorp: He’s working late ‘cause he’s a coder and a recruiter is gonna look at his GitHub profile tomorrow and he has no C++ projects published.

Ru: Shadow singer: Someone whose shadows “whisper” information to them and is a person who operates in silence and knows everything before anyone else.

Lisa: Ok. For Juanita: The Everkind, The Guiding Star, The Human Sunshine, The Kind Soul, The Kindred Light?, The Soft Reign, Everkind, Empress, THE LUMINOUS LEADER, The Bright Anchor, The Lightbearer. I’m thinking of more, Jua. I know these are cringe but lowkey everyone has cringe names OTHER THAN RU AND NELL. Can I cheat by asking Neo?

Blogger’s Note: Juanita is still not here. I have no idea where she is. Meanwhile, Ru and Scorp give us valuable life lessons. Gonna have to do a separate blog for it, but if you need tips in life just ping Ru or Scorp.

Juanita: Hi

Blogger’s Note: FINALLY

Juanita: WHY DO YOU KEEP ASKING QUESTIONS I HAVE TO BE CREATIVE FOR?OMG, these are so much more better than stupid JTS Queen. I like the guiding star and human sunshine #narcissist Okay, let me think 🤔For Lisa: the true dynasty, the eternal dynasty, the undying flame (idfk, I’m not creative), the undying spark(kle),the chaos heart. These are so bad but like I CAN’T THINK OF ANYTHING. Lowkey, this can be mixed and matched… I DON’T EVEN KNOW WTF CHAOS HEART IS BRO. I KNOW THEY’RE BAD, OK, I’M NOT GOOD AT THIS.

Lisa: Undying flame is the best one out of those but it’s like Nell 2.0

Juanita: WAIT, WHAT ABOUT the dynasty princess, because she’s a princess.

Lisa: I love being a princess, BUT WHY DYNASTY?

Okay, if y’all end up in a cafe/restaurant together… Who’s going to be paying the bill? Are they gonna pay the next time as well?

Lisa: I will pay ‘cause Jua is my princess. Also ‘cause I’m older. I love Jua, I won’t let her pay <3

Juanita: ME, I’M NOT LETTING HER PAY, EXCUSE ME.

Lisa: You are NEVER paying. I WILL PAY EVERY SINGLE TIME.
continues to catfight

Lisa: I’LL OFFER THE PERSON A HUGE TIP AND ASK THEM NOT TO LET YOU PAY.

Describe each other with 5 emojis.

Lisa:
🧚‍♀️ 💃 🌻 😇 🤪
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🧚‍♀️ ‘cause she’s Silvermist from Tinkerbell. Matches her vibe and she just gives off fairy vibes in a cute, cool way.
💃 ‘cause it’s one of her most used emojis and it just reminds me of her whenever I see it!! I think Jua would be a good dancer.
🌻 IF JUA WAS A FLOWER, SHE’D BE A SUNFLOWER. Idk why, don’t ask me!!! She gives off sunflower vibes to me and like, they’re tall!! So is Jua!!
😇 Also one of her most used emojis. Reminds me of her. She also is very innocent at times (anyone who’s known Jua for a long time would agree, she would never understand bad jokes). She’s our angel, for real.
🤪 She’s kinda cracked in the head but in a funny way!! JUA IS VERY FUNNY AND LIKE, SHE LOVES CRINGE JOKES AND ALL. THIS EMOJI LEGIT SUMMARIZES PART OF HER PERSONALITY, NO JOKE.

Ily Jua, kith kith

Juanita:

🎀😼💅🌸📚

🎀: Because Lisa gives off very feminine/girly energy and I associate the aesthetic with her!! She’s also very much a girls’ girl 🫶
😼: This is Lisa’s funny (+quirky??) side (her top emojis too). Idk how to explain this emoji but like if you know her you’ll get it 😼😼
💅: Her GO DIVAAAA side!! She’s always supportive and will always have your back!!
🌸: The emoji gives off thoughtful and kind vibes which is so Lisa‼️ Also, she is the embodiment of the colour pink—like if pink was a person it would be her.
📚: She’s genuinely SO SMART, guys, and so talented!! Like, an all-rounder and will excel in anything she puts her mind to. She also loves reading books and she’s really good at writing ✍️
ALSO (not describing her but I definitely associate her with)
🧄: 🙂🙂🙂🙂
🥟: SHE PUT ME ON DUMPLINGS AND I AM FOREVER GRATEFUL AND I ASSOCIATE HER WITH JT. Like, guys, I love dumplings and I love Lisa and I would’ve never discovered my love for dumplings if not for Lisa. I love you, Lisa.

What Barbie do you think the other will be?

Lisa: Holy shit, that’s a good question

This is me and jua

Juanita is Funny Barbie, if that’s a thing.

Juanita: lisa is also funny smart barbie’s

they’re all funny smart and kind like

Okay, so before we end, would you like to tell the readers anything?

Juanita: I am cold… and I love Lisa.
🩷❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜🩷❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜🩷❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜🩷❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜🩷❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜🩷❤️🧡💛💚

Lisa: I love Juanita and I will sacrifice my life for Juanita. She’s the bestest person ever. Also, I would like to take this as an opportunity to ask for Nitro so I can send my cute emojis. Did I mention I love Juanita? JUANITA, I LOVE YOU KITH KITH

As per usual, our interviewees spent most of the time bullying each other, how lovely. Here’s a fun little fact: this interview took 6 days to finish. 6 days. Honestly? I expected worse. Thank you to Juanita and Lisa once again, as we move on to the second part of the post. It is time for the Double Trouble Friendship Test, the DTFT, because that just rolls of the tounge very easily, right? We asked our participants 6 random questions they were to answer for both themselves and what they think their friend said. First off, let’s take a look at how well Lisa can guess Juanitas’s answers!

Would you rather have a personal chef or a personal driver? (Including not paying for ingredients or gas)

Juanita: Honestly, I don’t know what I’d choose. I love food but also sometimes public transport sucks since I don’t have my license, but I’m a big back so personal chef.

Lisa: Jua would pick chef, I think.

Would you rather have a rewind button or a pause button for your life?

Juanita: I would rather have a pause button, need my break sometimes or a moment to recollect, plus I think it’d be kind of fun.

Lisa: Jua would pick pause.

What would you rather be known for: being funny, kind, or smart?

Juanita: I genuinely don’t know, I don’t mind anything—maybe smart or funny.

Lisa: Jua will pick funny (and kind if she can) but funny as first choice.

Which random skill would you rather have? Perfect memory for names (people and places), always knowing what time it is, or never getting lost?

Juanita: I would love to never get lost. I’m horrible with direction. I mean, I’d like better memory too, but I don’t know what I’ll do with names & places.

Lisa: Never getting lost.

What pet would you rather have as your sidekick? Parrot, butterfly, dog, or frog?

Juanita: I would choose a cheetah, one of my favourite animals. THEY MEOW, it’s so cute. From the list, lowkey none—probably a butterfly just because I’m scared/don’t like the rest, though a frog might be funny.

Lisa: Jua would pick a frog ‘cause she’s cringe like that (I know I’m wrong).

Note: After hectic discussions, this has been decided as 2/3 of a point.

Which dream home would you choose? A glass house in the forest, a penthouse in the city, a cozy cabin in the snow, or a beach villa?

Juanita: From the options, I would pick a penthouse in the city.

Lisa: Jua would pick cozy cabin in the snow.

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Lisa: I would pick chef.

Juanita: I feel like Lisa would choose personal chef, to be honest. She’s always ordering some food and always has the best recommendations too! She got me addicted to momos and dumplings. I think she enjoys driving too, so personal chef.

Would you rather have a rewind button or a pause button for your life?

Lisa: I would pick rewind.

Juanita: I’M NOT SURE, but I feel like Lisa might go for a rewind button?? Over a pause button, but then again, what if she pauses time to read, IDK. But I still say rewind button (#intuition)

What would you rather be known for: being funny, kind, or smart?

Lisa: I would pick kind AND smart (she’s not getting this question right and it’s my fault but it’s ok), but smart would be the first choice I guess!!

Juanita: She’s literally already all 3, but I guess she’d rather be known for being smart (nerd).

Which random skill would you rather have? Perfect memory for names (people and places), always knowing what time it is, or never getting lost?

Lisa: Never getting lost.

Juanita: This is so hard, maybe the perfect memory for names (I have no grounds for this).

What pet would you rather have as your sidekick? Parrot, butterfly, dog, or frog?

Lisa: I would pick a cat.

Juanita: PROBABLY A CAT, but from the list, possibly a butterfly, but the same way as the fairies in Charm School.

Which dream home would you choose? A glass house in the forest, a penthouse in the city, a cozy cabin in the snow, or a beach villa?

Lisa: I would pick penthouse in the city.

Juanita: I feel like Lisa might pick a beach villa, she goes to the beach kinda often(?).

After some thinking, the score has been settled to 75%! I think it’s now safe to say that these girls are great friends. Good thing we concluded that, we could have never known without our brave effort. We hope you liked today’s post and will see you next time when we get to know a new pair of besties!

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