BREAKING: Army of Club Penguin Leaders Assassinated

In a tragic series of events, Army of Club Penguin leaders Ugly and Roxy have been assassinated. Here is the live coverage of this tragedy.

Being at war with the Elite Guardians recently, it’s no surprise that some people are willing to assassinate their virtual penguin army opponents. Shockingly, the assassin waited until after the war to do so, but who am I to judge? I have assassinated many people.

Roxy’s Death

At the Army of Club Penguin’s medal ceremony, Roxy was shot. Unfortunately for her, ACP’s recent victories made her very tall, an easy target indeed. If she was still short like she was a month ago, she would’ve likely survived. The timing of this attack is interesting, as the assassin chose to shoot while Mchappy was being presented with his medals. It is possible that the assassin has a grudge against Mchappy, wanting to prevent him from receiving a medal.

Roxy Assassinated at Medal Ceremony

Roxy Assassinated at Medal Ceremony

Ugly’s Death

This attack did not satisfy the assassin for they went after Ugly next. Poor Ugly was assassinated at Help Force’s Era 4 event. Ugly’s handsome face was assaulted by a barrage of snowballs, making his once beautiful expression ugly.

Ugly Assassinated at HF's Event

Ugly Assassinated at HF’s Event

It was noted that Scars asked Ugly out to go to Club Penguin Armies’ Summer Gala during this event, so the assassin may perhaps have been jealous of this ordeal. This narrows the suspect down to someone who loves Scars. Police Chief, HippoLover stated that this information was useless, as everyone loves Scars. The Venn diagram of suspects and people who love Scars is a circle.

Scars Asking Ugly Out

Following the assassination of Ugly, Scars hired several body guards to keep him safe. This is only a precaution, but it is necessary considering his relationship with the suspect.

Scars’ Bodyguards

It is a dark day for the Clovers. They have no leader, relying on Breadpan and Kimo to hold down the fort while help arrives. Unfortunately for them, help is not coming. No one is going to help them, for the assassin will kill anyone that tries. Like my good friend, Joe Biden would say, it is Joever.

 

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