Posted on June 28, 2023 by Snowy
I hope you’ve all been having a pleasant Pride Month! Whether you identify as part of the LGBTQ+ community or not, Help Force is open and welcoming to all kinds of people, except for those who wear shoes. And visitors. And Fahrenheit users. And Apple users. And those who like strawberries. And—
Continue reading →
Leave a comment »
Posted on June 23, 2023 by Snowy
Hey Helpers! Today we proved our worth as Swifities by having a Taylor Swift Mirrorball themed event. We went around the island and celebrated each Era in order, which is the closest most of us will get to attending the Eras Tour. Thank you to Maya, Mantiuxx, and Snowy for leading, and shout out to Katiee and Kokomo for sending their own tactics!
MAX: 16+
Comment below if you attended!
Continue reading →
Leave a comment »
Posted on June 5, 2023 by Foxyy_Playzz
Hey Helpers! Welcome to another post of the Animal Interview, in which I interview the Helpers about their pets and get to know more about them!
Continue reading →
Leave a comment »
Posted on June 2, 2023 by Snowy
Those of you who have been active during US hours for the past few weeks have seen Elp talk about something called a “Cinco de Mayo,” and you’ve also seen Snowy complain every single time. Snowy is right. Allow me to explain.
Continue reading →
Leave a comment »
Posted on May 30, 2023 by Snowy
After spending a few months observing Helpers in their natural habitat, I’m back with more information on them. You can find my very scientific research below, and the previous edition of this post here.
Continue reading →
Leave a comment »
Posted on May 12, 2023 by Snowy
Tax season is upon us! Have you paid your taxes yet? No? No worries! This quick, easy, pain-free guide will help you get those taxes paid so you can go back to recruiting all day.
Continue reading →
Leave a comment »
Posted on May 1, 2023 by Snowy
Hi Helpers, and welcome to Totally Legit Interviews! In this series, I interview an unsuspecting Helper and then publish the interview with some… revisions. My first victim is Javi.
Everyone in Help Force knows who Javi is. Her gambling single-handedly keeps the economy going, she spreads the SUS disease to keep things interesting, and her tax evasion skills even rival mine. I woke her up in the middle of the night and bribed her with a cookie to get this interview. Below you can read it, which is completely unedited except for the parts I changed. Enjoy!
Continue reading →
Leave a comment »
Posted on April 29, 2023 by mantiuxx
Greetings, Helpers! We are here with a new game called Guess the Helper! In this game, we have captured your likeness in these four emojis. Guess which staff or helper it is, and we won’t ban you! (Answers will be revealed in the next post).
Continue reading →
1 Comment »
Posted on April 24, 2023 by Snowy
Have you ever wondered what fictional characters you and other Helpers would be? Well, wonder no more!
Javi – Scrooge McDuck
Continue reading →
Leave a comment »
Posted on March 31, 2023 by Snowy
Greetings, Helpers. This an expose post on the one you call “The Greatest.” Elp, you know what you did smh.
Continue reading →
Leave a comment »
