After spending many years observing Helpers in their natural habitat, I have recorded each group’s characteristics for scientific purposes and to make fun of them. You can read these findings below.
Office Inspection: Snowy
Posted on January 22, 2023 by Master Yoda
Snowy’s Office to some is a trend and to some is reality. What you don’t know is that this office in particular has went through a lot. From Snowy trying to clean her office to the admins chaotically ruining it for her. Not only that, but the office has also been through sale and finally has been burned down. With Snowy’s retirement, I’ll be talking you through scenes of some of the incidents that have happened through the journey of the long-gone Snowy’s Office. Will it ever come back? That’s the question we all want the answer for. Continue reading
Nap Segment Insights: Coconut Scandal
Posted on January 17, 2023 by Snowy
Hello, Helpers, and welcome to the weekly installment of Nap Segment Insights! Those of you who were around in early 2021 may remember my short-lived and ill-advised series based on nap segments. If you do remember this series, I only have one question: Why the hell are you still around?
This week’s topic will be Desireus’ coconuts: Delicious snack, or clever tax evasion scheme?
The HF Beacon
Posted on August 14, 2022 by HF Beacon
ZIPLINE, Editor’s Table — Welcome back, Helpers, to the newest edition of The Help Force Beacon. After an exciting week of events, we bring to you HF’s weekly dose of entertainment!
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[EU] MISSION: CRUSH THE SHIELD
Posted on March 29, 2022 by rooboo
Greetings everyone! On Tuesday we logged onto CPR for the Abominable [EU] MISSION: CRUSH THE SHIELD! At the training, we dominated with such a performance, for the practice was a great success! Thank you everyone for coming and thank you Wynn and Snowy for leading!
MAX: 18+
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[AUS] BATTLE: RICE WARRIORS
Posted on January 22, 2022 by rooboo
Greetings everyone! On Saturday we logged onto CPR for the Zipline [AUS] BATTLE: RICE WARRIORS! At the battle, we dominated with such a performance, for the battle was a great success! Thank you everyone for coming, thank you Wynn and Snowy for leading, and congratulations to all the new promotions!
MAX: 45+
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[SATIRE] Slap Force Scandal
Posted on January 12, 2022 by Snowy
BREAKING NEWS – HF’s newest General, Ms. Nervous Zippo, has been accused of allegedly slapping people in general chat. More will be posted on this story as updates are given. In the meantime, this reporter has compiled previous accusations against Ms. Zippo below, so the readers can judge her preemptively.
[EU] PRACTICE BATTLE VS ICE WARRIORS
Posted on January 7, 2022 by Wynn
Hello Helpers! Today we logged onto CPR for a Practice Battle against our allies, Ice Warriors! The battle was led by Wynn and Snowy! Thank you everyone for coming, we put up a good fight! Congratulations IW and see you next time!
MAX: 21+
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[EU/US] OPERATION: BRING PUFFLES BACK
Posted on January 5, 2022 by foofee112
Hello Helpers, today we took to the server Ascent with our Puffle jackets and sweaters to parade about the fact that Puffles somehow still aren’t in the game yet even though they’ve had over a year to do it now. But i would like to thank Snowy, Mantiuxx, and Maya for leading today, and thank you all for attending!
MAX: 25+
[AUSIA] CARS, REINDEER AND FROSTBITES
Posted on January 4, 2022 by Desireus
Greetings Helpers! Today we logged on to Zipline of Club Penguin Rewritten to have a meet among cars, reindeer and frostbites! Everyone took a bite of some magical cookies and transformed into either a car, reindeer or a frostbite as we did tactics through Town, Snow Forts and finally ended at Santa’s Workshop! We ended the event with a game of Hide and Seek between the 3 different teams! Huge thanks to Ru, Rooboo and Desireus for leading in today’s event! Thank you to all who attended as well, until next time!
Max: 22+
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