Posted on June 23, 2022 by Ru Emma
Editor’s Note: This post has been heavily edited to remedy the writer’s absolute lack of writing skills and grammar.
Bello Helpers! I hope that things are going well for you and you’ve met tons of new friends already. This week, we are back with Double Trouble, in which we interview two people who often cause trouble together. I’m Ru, the former Admiral and the current Cabinet Secretary! I am carrying out Dhanush (rip) and PinguMaliz’s will to keep this trending blog alive. We are joined today by the dynamic team known as Scorpion Demon and Desireus. How did they become friends? Are they chaotic or only about cars?

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Posted on June 21, 2022 by Jayden

Stinky, Stinky, Stinky! That’s what everyone is. But today, there’s an extra stink among the Juniors of HF… And Ru of course. I mean… Look at her. Yikes! You can smell it from so far away. Obviously, if you want to be a significant member of the Help Force, we need to check on your definitely valid opinions (lmao).
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Posted on June 21, 2022 by Mayathe1st
Heyyy Helpers! Welcome back to another edition of Food for Every Soul by Mayathefirst! In this series I interview people from the Help Force about their favorite and famous recipes. For this post, I decided to interview the active, sweet and savage Supreme Helper – DavidTheHFSavage!

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Posted on June 19, 2022 by nervouszippo
Welcome to a new blog segment where I interrogate ask troops and staff in HF some questions of what they’re iconic by! Everyone has a certain thing they’re known by, and it can either be endearing or insulting. FOR EXAMPLE WHY TF AM I THOUGHT OF AS A HIPPO >:( There’s plenty of other better looking animals! They say its all love, but that’s just lies I tell you. I wouldn’t start off this series by asking someone about why they are related to something they despise. So in today’s post, I am interviewing a friendly junior staff!
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Posted on June 19, 2022 by ScorpionDemon
ZIPLINE, Scorp’s Office – Welcome to the Veterans Lounge, brought to you by the Cheesiest Demon, The Scorpiest Mac…. MAISIE AND SCORP! The Help Force has been alive for more than four years now. In the these four years, so many people joined our army and left their mark on it. We know them as veterans, or “boomers that been here too long.” Each week we will be interviewing our valued veterans, where they look back on their leadership, sharing memories, advice and secrets (like how to retire)! This week, I had the pleasure of interviewing the literal manifestation of chaos. He shares a priceless secret at the very end of the interview!

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Posted on June 18, 2022 by Delitager
Welcome to Spill The Tea! A column full of jokes, gossip and entertainment! The eleventh edition of this column, hosted by Delitager, brings Zamb to the spotlight!

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Posted on June 16, 2022 by Plotter
Oh my goodness!! Plotter is here with his salad man. A fantastic guest with us this week, with a wonderful song. Our very own raccoon and Admiral, Alex has suggested Liquid Smooth by Mitski!

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Posted on June 13, 2022 by rooboo
Hey Helpers! Welcome to HF Insight!

Table of Contents
- What’s been Happening
- Week in Short
- Bean’s GOTW Statement
- Army Statistics for the Week
- HF Insight Insider Information
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Posted on June 13, 2022 by Jayden

When Help Force was just about done getting rid of its stinkiness, THE STINKY FOUGHT BACK. Oh? You thought I was gone? Did you think I was done bullying the staff? DO YOU THINK IT IS THAT EASY TO GET RID OF ME? Well, some of that is right. I am *mostly* done bullying the staff. I also included some of you nasty boring helpers in this. No need to thank me, I know this will make you guys really famous so don’t get all worked up.
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Posted on June 12, 2022 by Maisie
Welcome helpers to a brand new series, brought to you by the Cheesiest Demon, The Scorpiest Mac…. MAISIE AND SCORP! Each week we will be interviewing our valued veterans, where they look back on their leadership, sharing memories, advice and secrets (like how to retire – take notes Maya) This week I stole the reigns from Scorp and interviewed HF Trustee and the founder of Tistle Tours, TISTLE!!

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