The troublesome Elaina is one of the many weird members of the Ice Warriors. Unlike Roxy, her weirdness isn’t about feet and feetguin. It’s about socks.
Yet Another Roxy Expose Post
Posted on May 11, 2024 by Jo
This is Yet Another Roxy Expose Post (this is trademarked). Roxy has been exposed many times, and now it’s time to expose her again.
Chocolate Cheaters
Posted on April 13, 2024 by Jo
It was no coincidence that chocolate bunnies won the branch battle. They had been cheating, troop stealing, and being generally smelly all week long. The crimes of the chocolate bunnies will now be exposed.
Roxy’s Dark Side
Posted on February 18, 2024 by Jo
Roxy seems like a fun, loving staff member; however, she has a dark side that you do not want to see. Whenever she isn’t welcoming someone to the army or chatting away, she is murdering and bullying innocent people. Here is Roxy’s dark side.
Roxy Cheats on Mocha
Posted on February 10, 2024 by Jo
Roxy has betrayed her long-term wife, deciding to marry Jo. To make matters worse, Choco was a possible candidate, and she blatantly rejected him. This is the story of how Roxy cheated on Mocha.
Wolfi Logs On
Posted on February 3, 2024 by Jo
The motherland witnessed an incredible feat during today’s SpongeBob event, as Wolfi logged on successfully. He persevered through various dangers, eventually reaching the event.
Army of Club Penguin Coups a Tax Fraud
Posted on January 20, 2024 by Jo
The Army of Club Penguin falls into a dark time as a tax fraud gets couped from leadership. AustinTaxFraud is awaiting trial, where he will hopefully face a life sentence in snake jail.
My (Not Stolen) Pets
Posted on January 13, 2024 by Jo
Over the years, I have acquired a wide variety of pets. These include dogs, cats, and cats that look like sheep. I am an expert pet owner. Here are all of my lovely (not stolen) pets.
100% Real End of Year Awards (Don’t Coup Me)
Posted on January 6, 2024 by Jo
We all know how the commanders like to rig the votes. The awards you saw at today’s Gala were rigged and we will not stand for this. Here are the real, 100% legit, Gala award winners.
Jo Found Dead While Pooping
Posted on November 4, 2023 by Jo
Jo was found dead after a deceitful murderer killed him while he was pooping. Who in the world could have done this?
