BREAKING NEWS

(This post is completely satirical. Nothing from here has actually happened.)

Help Force Advisor Elpiojo123 and current Admiral (3ic) Hannah have left the Help Force in order to start the newest army Gaze of CP. We are very upset, as prior to their departure from the force, they made fun of the leaders and the staff team for not accepting raccoons. HF will not stand for this kind of “raccoonish” behavior and is immediately treating GCP as hostile. We request all those in the Gaze of Club Penguin to leave immediately.

I asked Hannah and Elp respectively for a statement but this is I was able to get from them:

We have been tortured and a b s o l u t e l y discriminated against at Help Force and we felt it was no longer a home for us since it had a visible hatred for the gaze. We had made the hard decision to leave so we can focus on our mental health and start something new and something solely based on the Gaze. It really is a new home for every gaze everywhere, somewhere they will be accepted, all raccoons are welcome.

SHOOK SHOOK, SHOOK. SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK. angry growls SHOOK.

Translation: The gaze stands strong. Why be penguins? Raccoons is the new movement. TRENDING TOPIC. #RACOONS4LIFE #THEGAZESTANDSSTRONG

Help Force? More like Lame Force. Their leader is a welsh man, the 2ic is a guy that has a name but goes by another. This is not tolerable. We have arisen, we’ve OPENED OUR EYES. THE CORRUPT SYSTEM HAD TO BE STOPPED. Therefore, we joined THE GAZE. A group of raccoons is called a gaze. The gaze is family, the gaze stands strong. SHOOK SHOOK.

On behalf of the Help Force Staff, we wish the best to these people. We don’t expect this army to grow because… well come on… it’s a raccoon army. They told us that they want to have a “war” with no allies whatsoever. HF has agreed as this nonsense isn’t tolerated! It will be held over on Starlight Woods. We expect all of our helpers to show up and get us our 540+ Max that we need!

UNLEASH THE POWER OF HELPING!

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