Welcome to Spill The Tea! A column full of jokes, gossip and entertainment! The eleventh edition of this column, hosted by Delitager, brings Zamb to the spotlight!
Juanita Day – The Beginners Guide
ZIPLINE, Scorp’s Office – It is finally Juanita Day, one of the most awaited festivals of the Help Force. For the last three months, we did not celebrate Juanita day in order to prepare for the third Juanita Day event in the history of the Help Force. The other two events were held in 2020 and 2021. So yeah, you can consider this as a very rare event! Let’s delve into the tradition that is Juanita Day.
Word Of The Week
Welcome to the brand new column, Word Of The Week! A new emote is now in the Help Force Discord server, :wordoftheweek:. Every time that emote is used, I will look at the words used in the messages above and below it, and select one of the words as the word of the week. However, the twist is that there can be multiple words in a week! So if you see a word that you like, make sure to use the emote! Now let’s move on to our first word of the week, which I have selected from the latest event!
[BREAKING] Glorious Commander Not So Gracious
Scorp’s Office, Zipline – What a drastic turn of events! The evidence submitted by a generous, anonymous contributor has brought some gruesome details to light that directly involve the only US Commander of the Help Force, Snowy. The glorious commander is not as gracious as we thought she is! I will be covering this whole situation with live updates to provide you with nothing but the truth!
This is a live coverage timeline, with the latest updates at the top.
The Beacon
ZIPLINE, Scorp’s Office – Welcome back to The Beacon! Big news, lots of it, since the last edition happened. We’re excited to present to you a brand new version of HF’s special dose of entertainment, let’s dive straight into it!
Editors Note: The Beacon will be publishing much more frequently in the coming weeks.
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[BREAKING] Help Force Rebrands To Force
ZIPLINE, Help Force Headquarters – You’ve heard the rumors by now, and they are true! The Help Force, after more than 4 years of sticking to the same name, has rebranded. The army will now be known as “Force”. That’s right, just force, no more help.
Top Twenty Iconic Emojis: Part Two
On March 15th, a voting form was launched to see the Help Force’s preferences for the Top Twenty emojis of the server. The results of the votes are finally here! Many old and new emojis were considered, so let us find out which emojis placed in the ranks 11-20.
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The Beacon
ZIPLINE, Scorp’s Office – Welcome back to The Beacon! Following a much required revamp, we’re excited to present to you a brand new version of HF’s weekly dose of entertainment. Let’s dive straight into it!
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[AUSIA] BURA NA MANO HOLI HAI!
Greetings, Helpers! On March 20th we logged on to our glorious gracious motherland’s capital Zipline for a Holi event. The theme for the event was of course, colourful clothes. Everyone had a great time in the event! (except for Swager and Jakuba who got muted, rip) Thank you to Desireus and Scorp (oo that’s me) for leading 😀 Btw we learned a very valuable lesson today that Joe thinks of people as chairs.
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Comment your Discord Name and Rank below if you attended!
Spill The Tea – Wynn
Welcome to Spill The Tea! A column full of jokes, gossip, and entertainment! The fourth edition of this column, hosted by Delitager, brings Wynn to the spotlight.