Spill The Tea – Delitager

ZIPLINE, Scorp’s Office – Welcome back to the spectacularly entertaining column Spill The Tea. In this post, I force Delitager, the writer of this column, to herself spill some tea about herself and her interests. I know, it is quite an amazing inversion of roles. This is why I’m the best thing that happened to this website, suck it Jayden.

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Top Five Web Posts – June 2022

ZIPLINE, Scorp’s Office – As we wave goodbye to June, we take a look at the Top Five Web Posts of the month. Which post took the #1 spot?

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Zipline Comics #2

Artist: JonathonJohnJohnson

Junior Staff Applications Result – Mass Promotions

ZIPLINE, Scorp’s Office – Following the recent Junior Staff applications, a whopping total of nine people received promotions to Junior Staff. These people are beanieval, Elia the frog, katie, LunaRay21, Archana, Choco, Jo, Winter Storm and Rubbi Nubbi! How will they handle their new responsibilities, and how will this impact the Help Force?

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Enforcer’s Demonic Polls

ZIPLINE, Scorp’s Office – Recently, I stepped down from my position from Second in Command. Since Jayden, another retired 2ic, is busy with his exams, a thought occurred to me – would people even notice if a different retired 2ic wrote Jayden’s column? Thus, I decided to conduct this experiment. As expected, no one I DMed questioned why a different person was taking the poll this week! Except Ru. Fucking. Emma. Always noticing everything. Screw you, Ru, I had a legendary joke planned.

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The Demonic Retreat – Scorp’s Retirement

ZIPLINE, Scorp’s Office – This will not be the last time I type the words, “ZIPLINE, Scorp’s Office”. However, it is the last time I am typing them as a Second in Command. My journey as a staff member is something I’ll never really forget. It is one of the most amazing times I’ve ever had online. Elp is the greatest.

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Mission Machete – I

A gloomy atmosphere had set in, as firmly lodged in as a dog digging down a rabbit hole. The rainstorm caused by the invading Water Vikings stopped three days ago, but the skies hadn’t cleared up yet. It was evening now, and Scorp’s office was starting to get darker. He finally laid down the pen that hadn’t rested since seven hours now. Unlike the rest of the staff, he preferred writing out battle plans and reports on paper. The clock began beeping at the exact moment he kept the pen down. It was 4:30 pm. Thirty minutes before Elp’s daily pings. This was the time to go enjoy a cup of coffee. Once Elp arrived, Joe and Jayden would start overloading the canteen, ordering cold coffees and fresh virgin pina coladas for the Great Lice. He filed the papers, picked up his keys and exited the office. As he locked the doors, the various sounds that filled the headquarters began making themselves more prominent. An engine was revving in Desireus’ office. It was always a wonder how he managed to get engines and vehicles into his office. Maya’s office, located two doors away, seemed to be the source of some very sus noises. “Yikes – it’s better to not investigate that”, he thought to himself. Somewhere, a cat screamed and knocked something over. “Is Ayan kicking Snowy’s cats again?” After a pause, he laughed and said out loud, “Obviously”.

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Zipline Comic #1: Dig To Flip!

The sharks be hungry….

Artwork, Ideation, Storyline and Colors: JonathanJohnJohnson#6835

Lettering, Storyline: Scorp#9455

Veteran’s Lounge: Elpiojo123

ZIPLINE, Scorp’s Office – Welcome to the Veterans Lounge, brought to you by the Cheesiest Demon, The Scorpiest Mac…. MAISIE AND SCORP! The Help Force has been alive for more than four years now. In the these four years, so many people joined our army and left their mark on it. We know them as veterans, or “boomers that been here too long.” Each week we will be interviewing our valued veterans, where they look back on their leadership, sharing memories, advice and secrets (like how to retire)! This week, I had the pleasure of interviewing the literal manifestation of chaos. He shares a priceless secret at the very end of the interview!

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Spill The Tea – Zamb

Welcome to Spill The Tea! A column full of jokes, gossip and entertainment! The eleventh edition of this column, hosted by Delitager, brings Zamb to the spotlight!

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