Jellyfish’s Stinky Polls – The Junior Stink

Stinky, Stinky, Stinky! That’s what everyone is. But today, there’s an extra stink among the Juniors of HF… And Ru of course. I mean… Look at her. Yikes! You can smell it from so far away. Obviously, if you want to be a significant member of the Help Force, we need to check on your definitely valid opinions (lmao).

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Jellyfish’s Stinky Poll – NOW MORE STINKY!

 

When Help Force was just about done getting rid of its stinkiness, THE STINKY FOUGHT BACK. Oh? You thought I was gone? Did you think I was done bullying the staff? DO YOU THINK IT IS THAT EASY TO GET RID OF ME? Well, some of that is right. I am *mostly* done bullying the staff. I also included some of you nasty boring helpers in this. No need to thank me, I know this will make you guys really famous so don’t get all worked up.

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[AUSIA] NO ONE OUT PIZZA’S THE FORCE

Greetings Helpers! Today we logged onto server Ascent of Club Penguin Rewritten to our cheesy pizza-themed event! Everyone got into their full on pizza outfits and did various cheesy tactics through Town, Pizza Parlor, Lighthouse and finally ended at the Docks. Massive thanks to Wynn, Jayden, Diwix, Desireus and Mandal for leading in today’s event! Thank you to all who attended as well, until next time!

Max: 25+

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Jellyfish’s Stinky Poll – July 2021

Welcome to chaos and pure bullying! Jellyfish’s Stinky Poll, being the superior post to Lyd’s Daily Diary, is here today to show you guys, how sad and stupid the Generals and Jr. Staff of HF truly are!

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[EU] OPERATION: EVOLUTION

Greetings Everyone! Today we logged onto CPR for a very special event, for a moment that we were all waiting for the entire week. First, we have a lot of fun with tactics at Town, Snow Forts and Stadium, led by ROOBOO, Jayden and Snowy and then we all participated in a massive VC party! We were singing together and counting down the time till the biggest reveal of the year – introducing The Force Arcadium! Make sure to check out our announcements channel and thank you, everyone, for coming!

MAX: 34+

Comment below if you came to the event!

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[SATIRE] EPIDEMIC WARNING: GFXOVID-21

Zipline, HF Blog HQ – After a worldwide pandemic COVID-19 struck the world a new virus is taking over the streets of the CPA Community. Patient Zero, identified to be going by the online persona of Ayan “Pencil” Force, has been confirmed to have been infected with a virus being labelled as GFXOVID-21. Currently, little information is known about this virus except for its R-Naught value, currently sitting at 0.1.

Speaking to HF Public Health Advisor Scorpion Demon, the information that has been found is quite shocking.

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CPA Today

Hey Helpers, welcome to CPA Today! We bring to you the hottest news about every army of the community, hand curated by our special team!

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CPA Today

Hey Helpers, welcome to CPA Today! CPA Today, brings you news from all across the CPA Community, with the latest ongoings in all the armies!

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CPA Today

Hey Helpers, welcome to CPA Today! CPA Today, brings you news from all across the CPA Community, with the latest ongoings in all the armies!

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Jellyfish’s Stinky Poll

Hey Stinkies! It’s finally here! The best poll known to humankind! This series, coming to you once a month or when I feel like being mean, is dedicated to asking HF’s Staff, Junior Staff and practically anyone the weirdest stinkiest questions! Our participants, taken from a pool of 20 people, have been asked the weirdest questions for the best poll ever.

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