It was another day in the Help Force. The troops were eating food. The staff were trying to eat food. And Maya was being sus as usual. On this particular day, the army fancied a game of Among Us as part of their Sussy Maya event, so a 1 imposter game featuring Choco, Jo, Desireus, Maya, Snowy, Rooboo, and sussy Wynn was created.
Nap Segment Insights: Coconut Scandal
Hello, Helpers, and welcome to the weekly installment of Nap Segment Insights! Those of you who were around in early 2021 may remember my short-lived and ill-advised series based on nap segments. If you do remember this series, I only have one question: Why the hell are you still around?
This week’s topic will be Desireus’ coconuts: Delicious snack, or clever tax evasion scheme?
The Witty Dreamer’s Handbook – Rooboo sees HF’s Destruction
Welcome, Helpers and Dreamers! It’s The Witty Dreamer’s Handbook here. After an exciting New Year start, we have come up with a new blog column containing a bunch of exciting dreams. It is what you guys have been dreaming of people as part of the HF community.
The HF Beacon
ZIPLINE, Editor’s Table — Welcome back, Helpers, to the newest edition of The Help Force Beacon. After an exciting week of events, we bring to you HF’s weekly dose of entertainment!
Staff Member Convicted of Cannibalism | The Chocolate Community in Terror
On the 16th of February, 2022, a member of the Help Force Staff was put on trial with accusations of cannibalism. This previously kind and caring staff member was none other than Choco, the chocolate bar. Choco had been terrorizing innocent chocolate people for over a decade, and on this fateful day, that was about to end.
Food for Every Soul
Hello Helpers! Welcome back finally to another edition of Food for Every Soul by myself, Mayathefirst! In this series I interview people from the Help Force about their favorite and famous recipes or drinks. For this one, its a Christmas Recipe even if the season is over, I had this pre-done and interviewed our HF Commodore: Insane!
HF Insight: Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
Hey Helpers! Welcome to HF Insight!
Table of Contents
- What’s been Happening
- Week in Short
- Primc’s GOTW Statement
- Army Statistics for the Week
- HF Insight Insider Information