Calgo, the infamous Leader of the Army of Club Penguin is hiding a dark secret. His crimes include cannibalism, abuse, and several war crimes against the coconuts. To stop this tyrant, the Anti-Calgo Coalition have made an ultimatum.
Chocoist Manifesto
For years, our commanders have had complete control over the food supplies. They have on several occasions, withheld food from the staff, causing famine across our glorious, gracious motherland. I am calling all helpers to unite to stop these food-hoarding bandits. We have nothing to lose but our hunger.
Entire Village Enslaved: Human Rights Violations at Valhalla
Once a peaceful and booming town, Valhalla has now turned into a blazing slum of despair. Villagers who once had rights were now imprisoned in their own homes and enslaved. Animals who used to live luxuriously in their open fields have now been locked up in 1 block cages, where their children are drowned in lava and eaten. How did such a cruel thing happen in the world of Minecraft?
[NOT SATIRE] De-lice-ous Awards Expose Post
ZIPLINE – The Burned Remains of Snowy’s Office: Another year, another 365 banned visitors. We rang in the New Year only two weeks ago, and with that we also saw the beginning of this year’s De-lice-ous awards. What most of you DIDN’T see was the blatant bribery and blackmailing that goes on behind the scenes with the admins every single day. I’m here to expose the rigged voting system and to demand justice.
Maya the Imposter
It was another day in the Help Force. The troops were eating food. The staff were trying to eat food. And Maya was being sus as usual. On this particular day, the army fancied a game of Among Us as part of their Sussy Maya event, so a 1 imposter game featuring Choco, Jo, Desireus, Maya, Snowy, Rooboo, and sussy Wynn was created.
The Biggest War Yet
It was a sunny day in August, the end of the summer was near and everyone would leave the Club Penguin Island to go back to school and work. The threat of losing activity in the Help force was imminent, so Snowy and Wynn decided to increase the number of events and restart patrol duties around the island to ensure everything went smoothly. Mantiuxx was on patrol duties, because it was either that or being sent to the mines again, and he thought it would be a normal day without any incident.
Origin of the Name: Desireus
ZIPLINE, Help Force Headquarters- In an online community like ours, names are quite an important aspect of anyone’s profile. They are the first impression of an individual. Help Force staff members are the representatives of the army, and the impression they make is extremely important. In this third edition of this post, we will be delving into the story behind the names of one of our amazing staff members.  Continue reading →
Band Force
Band Force
– Story by Scorpion Demon
It was a glorious gracious day in our glorious gracious motherland. Or so Elp said. The mines were being exploited. The grass, and everything else, was close to dying. All felt normal. However, the people were dissatisfied. Rumours were starting to spread that there was a lack of entertainment. Their dissatisfaction was such, that it grew into a mass emotion. The commanders Rooboo and Desireus tried their best, but they soon succumbed to this emotion as well.
Choco and the Chocolate Factory – Part 2
Greetings, Helpers. This is part two of the Choco and the Chocolate Factory. You’ll probably want to read part one before you read part two, or maybe you won’t. I don’t mind either way, I’m not the boss of you. Wait until the last part comes out and read backwards. The world is your oyster.
When He saw the breadth of his domain, he wept, for there were no more ranks to reach…
Choco and the Chocolate Factory – Part 1
Greetings, Helpers. This is the first part of a story I recently wrote, based on Roald Dahl’s Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, rewritten so it makes sense to us HF people. The story ended up being too long, so it’s been split up into parts. The rest will be released when it gets released because I have no self-discipline. It’s all been written, though, so sit back, relax, grab a snack (unless you’re a staff member), and enjoy!