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Choco’s Sussiest Moments

Choco, everybody’s favourite chocolate bar, is known for his cannibalistic tendencies and his desire for women. Choco often says sus things. While these things are sus, they are even sussier when taken out of context. Here is a collection of Choco’s sussiest moments.

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ACP Commits War Crimes in Hot Chocolate

The residents of Hot Chocolate cower in fear as the green army rampages through their peaceful town. The casualties of this unjust and cruel invasion exceed 1 million chocolate bars. To make matters worse, this is not the first time that ACP has terrorized an innocent town. No amount of destruction will satisfy these green Terrors.

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Penguins Rise Up Against Abusive Leader: The Anti-Calgo Coalition

Calgo, the infamous Leader of the Army of Club Penguin is hiding a dark secret. His crimes include cannibalism, abuse, and several war crimes against the coconuts. To stop this tyrant, the Anti-Calgo Coalition have made an ultimatum.

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Chocoist Manifesto

For years, our commanders have had complete control over the food supplies. They have on several occasions, withheld food from the staff, causing famine across our glorious, gracious motherland. I am calling all helpers to unite to stop these food-hoarding bandits. We have nothing to lose but our hunger.

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Entire Village Enslaved: Human Rights Violations at Valhalla

Once a peaceful and booming town, Valhalla has now turned into a blazing slum of despair. Villagers who once had rights were now imprisoned in their own homes and enslaved. Animals who used to live luxuriously in their open fields have now been locked up in 1 block cages, where their children are drowned in lava and eaten. How did such a cruel thing happen in the world of Minecraft?

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[NOT SATIRE] De-lice-ous Awards Expose Post

ZIPLINE – The Burned Remains of Snowy’s Office: Another year, another 365 banned visitors. We rang in the New Year only two weeks ago, and with that we also saw the beginning of this year’s De-lice-ous awards. What most of you DIDN’T see was the blatant bribery and blackmailing that goes on behind the scenes with the admins every single day. I’m here to expose the rigged voting system and to demand justice.

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Maya the Imposter

It was another day in the Help Force. The troops were eating food. The staff were trying to eat food. And Maya was being sus as usual. On this particular day, the army fancied a game of Among Us as part of their Sussy Maya event, so a 1 imposter game featuring Choco, Jo, Desireus, Maya, Snowy, Rooboo, and sussy Wynn was created.

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The Biggest War Yet

It was a sunny day in August, the end of the summer was near and everyone would leave the Club Penguin Island to go back to school and work. The threat of losing activity in the Help force was imminent, so Snowy and Wynn decided to increase the number of events and restart patrol duties around the island to ensure everything went smoothly. Mantiuxx was on patrol duties, because it was either that or being sent to the mines again, and he thought it would be a normal day without any incident.

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Origin of the Name: Desireus

ZIPLINE, Help Force Headquarters- In an online community like ours, names are quite an important aspect of anyone’s profile. They are the first impression of an individual. Help Force staff members are the representatives of the army, and the impression they make is extremely important. In this third edition of this post, we will be delving into the story behind the names of one of our amazing staff members.  Continue reading

Band Force

Band Force

– Story by Scorpion Demon

It was a glorious gracious day in our glorious gracious motherland. Or so Elp said. The mines were being exploited. The grass, and everything else, was close to dying. All felt normal. However, the people were dissatisfied. Rumours were starting to spread that there was a lack of entertainment. Their dissatisfaction was such, that it grew into a mass emotion. The commanders Rooboo and Desireus tried their best, but they soon succumbed to this emotion as well.

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