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Reasons Why HF Should Become an E-girl Hangout
Posted on April 22, 2023 by Jo
The Help Force is notorious for its hot, single troops, and its strong visitor policies that keep the server safe from undesirable figures. It is time for HF to enter a new stage of greatness, becoming a home for all e-girls. This would greatly increase the server’s popularity, allowing us to truly be the greatest army.
These Beauty Tricks Will Turn You from Zippo to Hippo
Posted on April 15, 2023 by Jo
Have you ever wondered how our resident grandma, NervousZippo, stays beautiful despite her old age? Nervous has been hiding her beauty secrets from us for too long. Today I will be revealing 3 secret techniques to help you stay tasty.
Financial Collapse In Neotopia | The Joviet Union Comes Out On Top
Posted on April 8, 2023 by Jo
The infamous NeoBlaze along with Plotter, Skillz, Val, and Nafis have all founded the nation of Neotopia. Neo had promised the others wealth and glory, but they soon found themselves in financial ruin, unable to pay their taxes. While Neotopia has failed as a nation, other nations, such as the Joviet Union, had found themselves in economic prosperity. Here, I will explore the financial situation, and crimes of Neotopia, showing the world just how much better the Joviet Union is.
Why Should We Coup Our Commanders
Posted on April 1, 2023 by Jo
Desireus and Rooboo are the commanders of our glorious and gracious motherland. While they may seem like good leaders at first glance, their crimes against the troops and the staff outweigh their positives. Here is why we must coup them.
Chocoist Revolt in Hot Chocolate
Posted on March 25, 2023 by Jo
After Choco, the leader of the revolution, died, we all lost hope. Who would lead us? Who would liberate us from our ACP overlords? But then something happened that would spark revolution once again. Through the power of women, Choco managed to revive himself.
Citizens of Hot Chocolate are Revolting
Posted on March 18, 2023 by Jo
The citizens of the Army of Club Penguin occupying Hot Chocolate have had enough of ACP’s shenanigans. The citizens are revolting because ACP stole all of the showers, turning the chocolate civilians into smelly imposters. The citizens are also revolting in the form of strikes and aggressive licking.
