Jellyfish’s Stinky Polls – The Junior Stink

Stinky, Stinky, Stinky! That’s what everyone is. But today, there’s an extra stink among the Juniors of HF… And Ru of course. I mean… Look at her. Yikes! You can smell it from so far away. Obviously, if you want to be a significant member of the Help Force, we need to check on your definitely valid opinions (lmao).

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Jellyfish’s Stinky Poll – NOW MORE STINKY!

 

When Help Force was just about done getting rid of its stinkiness, THE STINKY FOUGHT BACK. Oh? You thought I was gone? Did you think I was done bullying the staff? DO YOU THINK IT IS THAT EASY TO GET RID OF ME? Well, some of that is right. I am *mostly* done bullying the staff. I also included some of you nasty boring helpers in this. No need to thank me, I know this will make you guys really famous so don’t get all worked up.

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GoTW #142

Congratulations to Archana for winning this week’s Gamer of The Week title! Archana is a very dedicated HF Troop and it’s so amazing to see her get the GoTW role! She’s a sweetie and always friendly with everyone! Archana got active quickly and now we couldn’t imagine HF without her <3 Just a matter of time till you get your hands on the shiny GoTW Specialist role. Looking forward to it! All the best Archana!

Jellyfish’s Stinky Poll – July 2021

Welcome to chaos and pure bullying! Jellyfish’s Stinky Poll, being the superior post to Lyd’s Daily Diary, is here today to show you guys, how sad and stupid the Generals and Jr. Staff of HF truly are!

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The Colourful Story Writing Competition

Stories are an amazing thing to write. They contain messages, emotions, and so many relatable things for a reader. They can be used to express emotions, to send a message, or simply to entertain. This month, in honor of pride, we wanted to do something special for our community; we’ll be hosting a story writing competition taking pride in the rainbow.

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[SATIRE] EPIDEMIC WARNING: GFXOVID-21

Zipline, HF Blog HQ – After a worldwide pandemic COVID-19 struck the world a new virus is taking over the streets of the CPA Community. Patient Zero, identified to be going by the online persona of Ayan “Pencil” Force, has been confirmed to have been infected with a virus being labelled as GFXOVID-21. Currently, little information is known about this virus except for its R-Naught value, currently sitting at 0.1.

Speaking to HF Public Health Advisor Scorpion Demon, the information that has been found is quite shocking.

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[SATIRE] The De-RIG-cious Awards

The “De-Lice-ious Awards” are all set to start this week, and before it’s too late, THIS needs to be put out there. The award show is RIGGED. I am risking my position and reputation with the HF Staff by posting this, but the helpers deserve justice.

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CPA Today

Hey Helpers, welcome to CPA Today! CPA Today, brings you news from all across the CPA Community, with the latest ongoings in all the armies!

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CPA Today

Hey Helpers, welcome to CPA Today! CPA Today, brings you news from all across the CPA Community, with the latest ongoings in all the armies!

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Jellyfish’s Stinky Poll

Hey Stinkies! It’s finally here! The best poll known to humankind! This series, coming to you once a month or when I feel like being mean, is dedicated to asking HF’s Staff, Junior Staff and practically anyone the weirdest stinkiest questions! Our participants, taken from a pool of 20 people, have been asked the weirdest questions for the best poll ever.

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