Roxy has betrayed her long-term wife, deciding to marry Jo. To make matters worse, Choco was a possible candidate, and she blatantly rejected him. This is the story of how Roxy cheated on Mocha.
Wolfi Logs On
Posted on February 3, 2024 by Jo
The motherland witnessed an incredible feat during today’s SpongeBob event, as Wolfi logged on successfully. He persevered through various dangers, eventually reaching the event.
Army of Club Penguin Coups a Tax Fraud
Posted on January 20, 2024 by Jo
The Army of Club Penguin falls into a dark time as a tax fraud gets couped from leadership. AustinTaxFraud is awaiting trial, where he will hopefully face a life sentence in snake jail.
Jomany Rises
Posted on September 9, 2023 by Jo
After the closure of the old Minecraft server, the Joman Empire has risen to power. The Joman Empire has established numerous colonies, paving the way to a truly great empire.
Why You Shouldn’t Pay Your Taxes (Yet)
Posted on May 13, 2023 by Jo
Our glorious, gracious motherland thrives off the taxes of its hard-working residents. However, this prosperity has only been given to the Commanders and other high-ranking officials. The tax money that gets collected from us hard-working soldiers does not benefit us, but rather it benefits the bourgeois scum at the top of the HF pyramid scheme. This is why we should not and will not pay our taxes. For legal reasons, I am required to say that this post is completely satirical and that we should all pay our dues to our glorious, gracious motherland.
Entire Village Enslaved: Human Rights Violations at Valhalla
Posted on January 28, 2023 by Jo
Once a peaceful and booming town, Valhalla has now turned into a blazing slum of despair. Villagers who once had rights were now imprisoned in their own homes and enslaved. Animals who used to live luxuriously in their open fields have now been locked up in 1 block cages, where their children are drowned in lava and eaten. How did such a cruel thing happen in the world of Minecraft?
Maya the Imposter
Posted on January 21, 2023 by Jo
It was another day in the Help Force. The troops were eating food. The staff were trying to eat food. And Maya was being sus as usual. On this particular day, the army fancied a game of Among Us as part of their Sussy Maya event, so a 1 imposter game featuring Choco, Jo, Desireus, Maya, Snowy, Rooboo, and sussy Wynn was created.
