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“Six Feet” Under: A Tale of Threats, Hypocrisy, and Feet-ishes

Addressed to the community,

(courtesy of the CPAH boys. had to use this website since it appears you don’t read prosect)

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Junior Staff Applications Result – Mass Promotions

ZIPLINE, Scorp’s Office – Following the recent Junior Staff applications, a whopping total of nine people received promotions to Junior Staff. These people are beanieval, Elia the frog, katie, LunaRay21, Archana, Choco, Jo, Winter Storm and Rubbi Nubbi! How will they handle their new responsibilities, and how will this impact the Help Force?

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Faces of the Force – Selene

Welcome back fellow helpers of the Help Force! This week on Faces of the Force we have a friendly and charming Helper! She is a new member who has her charms shining in just four months! She is showing lots of potential, since she is ranking up to being a colonel. Introducing this week to the Faces of the Force, Help Force star Selene!

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HF Insight: The Demonic Scorp Retreats

Hey Helpers! Welcome to HF Insight!

Table of Contents

  • What’s been Happening
  • Week in Short
  • Raona WINS GOTW
  • Army Statistics for the Week
  • HF Insight Insider Information

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Enforcer’s Demonic Polls

ZIPLINE, Scorp’s Office – Recently, I stepped down from my position from Second in Command. Since Jayden, another retired 2ic, is busy with his exams, a thought occurred to me – would people even notice if a different retired 2ic wrote Jayden’s column? Thus, I decided to conduct this experiment. As expected, no one I DMed questioned why a different person was taking the poll this week! Except Ru. Fucking. Emma. Always noticing everything. Screw you, Ru, I had a legendary joke planned.

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Food for Every Soul

Hello Helpers! Welcome back to another edition of Food for Every Soul by myself, Mayathefirst! In this series I interview people from the Help Force about their favorite and famous recipes. For this post, I decided to interview the HF Commodore: ShadyPanda! 

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[AUSIA] OPERATION: DON’T LOOK AT THIS CHICKEN

Salutations Soldiers, today we logged onto CPAB for our fun CHICKEN/ROOSTER EVENT in which we really enjoyed together. Thanks to Yoda, Desireus, and Racoco for leading and I, ROOBOO, led as well!

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The Help Force Vibes – Javi

Welcome back to the vibiest-est blog out there! If you haven’t read the first blog where I interviewed Chimkin aka Ally aka Blob, this is your chance to do so! Or if you are too lazy like me, which I don’t blame you for, this is a blog where I scavenge around to find helpless penguins to interrogate and ask questions about a couple of things of what they’re known for! There is almost nobody more in this world that I want to interview about their chaotic self than one of our two generals!

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Veteran’s Lounge: Kendall

Welcome back to Veterans Lounge brought to you by the Cheesiest Demon, The Scorpiest Mac…. MAISIE AND SCORP! Each week we will be interviewing our valued veterans, where they look back on their leadership, sharing memories, advice and secrets (like how to retire)! This week I spoke to Kendall, Winner of Best Sleep Deprived in the De-lice-ious awards 2020, Retired Admiral of HF, GOTW Specialist and of course HF Achiever!

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[AUSIA] OPERATION: DEMONIC RETREAT

Salutations everyone! Today we logged onto CPAB to bid farewell to one of our Second in CommandScorpion Demon! Thank you all for coming to this very nostalgic chaotic event! Hope you liked it, Keep Unleashing the Power of Helping! Have a good retirement, Scorp!

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