Nap Segment Insights

Welcome back to Nap Segment Insights, a weekly series dedicated to everyone’s favorite type of seg: napping!

First off, I would like to say that my time here in HF prison has made me think about my recent actions, and now I see that what I did was very

Alright, Barn and Nell probably stopped reading. I’m no longer in prison. The other Marshals busted me out because I refused to share my cookie recipe with the leaders and now everyone’s starving.

Early last night, a wild vc party happened. During all the excitement, the Marshals snuck away, stole Barnito’s private helicopter, and snuck into the prison. While Maya distracted the many puffle guards by giving them lollipops, Wynn found the keys and let me out. We decided to have a little fun before leaving, though.

The big vc party was still going on, and the entire staff team was distracted singing the lyrics to Katy Perry songs. Maya, Wynn and I snuck into the stamp room and replaced every stamp with a loaf of bread. It’s not much but we’re fighting the good fight 😉

(On that note, feel free to help out with that. I’ve heard that if you scatter cookie crumbs around, either rare puffles will show up or a flock of seagulls will come and never, ever leave. Wanna give it a try and let me know what happens?)

Moving on. The three of us are currently on the run from Help Force for breaking and entering, stamp tampering, and placing wild badgers in the staff meeting room. (In our defense, the badgers don’t do anything but sleep on people, which makes them perfect for nap segs!).

Back to breaking out of prison. Once we got outside, we headed to the river. Wynn rigged up a sailboat and we were sailing away in no time! None of us are entirely sure where we’re going, but right now I can say that we’re definitely lost. Not lost as in we don’t know where we are; lost as in I think we’re going in circles and also possibly going crazy. We’ll have to see.

We’re hopeful that tomorrow we’ll find a place to land and live as refugees. We’re also thinking of sending back a puffle as a peace offering. We’re running out of cookies out here. Feel free to send help 🙂

That’s all for this week’s insight. Curious about anything nap or snack related? Comment below and I’ll write all about it! Until next week, comrades.

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