Food for Every Soul

Hello Helpers! Welcome back to the first 2024 edition of Food for Every Soul by myself, Mayathefirst! In this series I interview people from the Help Force about their favorite and famous recipes. For this first one, I decided to interview the person that would make this a great start of the recipe series, one of our HF Twin Oreo/Trustees: Snowy

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[INT] OPERATION: WHATS UP DOC?

Today we logged onto Battleground – Stadium for a fun event, where we dressed as bunnies thanks Snowy for leading. Great job today, Helpers!

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[EU] SHOWTIME AT THE FREDDY’S PIZZERIA

Greetings Helpers! Last Wendesday we logged on CPABattleground and did some amazing tactics and forms led by Snowy, Yoda and Night in the Stadium, Docks and Dojo! Thank you, Helpers, for whoever came to the event! Till the next one <33

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Down With The Commanders

Snowy, Rooboo, and Maya are the brilliant leaders and teachers of the army, the great strategists of tournaments, military commanders, and guides of the Help Force. Despite having these qualities that every leader strives for, they are not fit to be commanders. Although these individuals may seem innocent at first, they are hiding dark secrets which will now be exposed to the world. Note, this post is entirely satirical please don’t kill me blame Scorp uwu.

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Why You Shouldn’t Pay Your Taxes (Yet)

Our glorious, gracious motherland thrives off the taxes of its hard-working residents. However, this prosperity has only been given to the Commanders and other high-ranking officials. The tax money that gets collected from us hard-working soldiers does not benefit us, but rather it benefits the bourgeois scum at the top of the HF pyramid scheme. This is why we should not and will not pay our taxes. For legal reasons, I am required to say that this post is completely satirical and that we should all pay our dues to our glorious, gracious motherland.

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Snowy Wanted for Crimes Against the State

For weeks, comrade Jo has been trying to invade comrade Snowy, through dozens of events and battles. Each and every time, comrade Snowy somehow managed to escape, evading comrade Jo’s capture. We cannot let this continue to happen as her arrest is crucial for winning Ausia Arena.

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Food for Every Soul

Hello Helpers! Welcome back finally to another edition of Food for Every Soul by myself, Mayathefirst! In this series I interview people from the Help Force about their favorite and famous recipes. For this one, I decided to interview my very close best friend, former Commander of HF, she calls herself the HF survivor but for today we know her as HF Icon: Snowy! 

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[AUSIA] SNOWY’S RETIREMENT EVENT

Greetings Helpers! Today we logged on CPABattleground to witness the parting of our Commander and Ketchup Lover, Snowy. We all got into our Pizza outfits to honor her departure. We also had a small practice battle with our allies the Ice Warriors where Snowy got to melt them one last round. We thank you Snowy for her service and wish her all the best in future endeavors. Huge thanks to everyone who attended, till next time!

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Food for Every Soul

Hello Helpers! Welcome back to another edition of Food for Every Soul by myself, Mayathefirst! In this series I interview people from the Help Force about their favorite and famous recipes. For this post, I decided to interview the scary, extravagant, hard working, funny, really scary, smart US HF Commander: Snowy! Thank you Mantiuxx for the help with this intro 

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[SATIRE] Slap Force Scandal

BREAKING NEWS – HF’s newest General, Ms. Nervous Zippo, has been accused of allegedly slapping people in general chat. More will be posted on this story as updates are given. In the meantime, this reporter has compiled previous accusations against Ms. Zippo below, so the readers can judge her preemptively. 

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