Hello everybody! Today we are interviewing one of the great and well-known Dynasty in the Help Force. She is also known for being a former Commander in the community. Everyone welcome today’s lovely guest, Snowy!
Helper Study: Vol 1
After spending many years observing Helpers in their natural habitat, I have recorded each group’s characteristics for scientific purposes and to make fun of them. You can read these findings below.
Office Inspection: Snowy
Snowy’s Office to some is a trend and to some is reality. What you don’t know is that this office in particular has went through a lot. From Snowy trying to clean her office to the admins chaotically ruining it for her. Not only that, but the office has also been through sale and finally has been burned down. With Snowy’s retirement, I’ll be talking you through scenes of some of the incidents that have happened through the journey of the long-gone Snowy’s Office. Will it ever come back? That’s the question we all want the answer for. Continue reading
Nap Segment Insights: Coconut Scandal
Hello, Helpers, and welcome to the weekly installment of Nap Segment Insights! Those of you who were around in early 2021 may remember my short-lived and ill-advised series based on nap segments. If you do remember this series, I only have one question: Why the hell are you still around?
This week’s topic will be Desireus’ coconuts: Delicious snack, or clever tax evasion scheme?
The HF Beacon
ZIPLINE, Editor’s Table — Welcome back, Helpers, to the newest edition of The Help Force Beacon. After an exciting week of events, we bring to you HF’s weekly dose of entertainment!
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[EU] MISSION: CRUSH THE SHIELD
Greetings everyone! On Tuesday we logged onto CPR for the Abominable [EU] MISSION: CRUSH THE SHIELD! At the training, we dominated with such a performance, for the practice was a great success! Thank you everyone for coming and thank you Wynn and Snowy for leading!
MAX: 18+
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[AUS] BATTLE: RICE WARRIORS
Greetings everyone! On Saturday we logged onto CPR for the Zipline [AUS] BATTLE: RICE WARRIORS! At the battle, we dominated with such a performance, for the battle was a great success! Thank you everyone for coming, thank you Wynn and Snowy for leading, and congratulations to all the new promotions!
MAX: 45+
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[SATIRE] Slap Force Scandal
BREAKING NEWS – HF’s newest General, Ms. Nervous Zippo, has been accused of allegedly slapping people in general chat. More will be posted on this story as updates are given. In the meantime, this reporter has compiled previous accusations against Ms. Zippo below, so the readers can judge her preemptively.
[EU] PRACTICE BATTLE VS ICE WARRIORS
Hello Helpers! Today we logged onto CPR for a Practice Battle against our allies, Ice Warriors! The battle was led by Wynn and Snowy! Thank you everyone for coming, we put up a good fight! Congratulations IW and see you next time!
MAX: 21+
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[EU/US] OPERATION: BRING PUFFLES BACK
Hello Helpers, today we took to the server Ascent with our Puffle jackets and sweaters to parade about the fact that Puffles somehow still aren’t in the game yet even though they’ve had over a year to do it now. But i would like to thank Snowy, Mantiuxx, and Maya for leading today, and thank you all for attending!