ZIPLINE, Scorp’s Office – The time to compile the best entries from #swat-memes has come now that the war on SWAT has ended in a Help Force victory. While all the troops made an incredible effort showcasing their humor, some of the entries just outshone the rest. Here’s my personal list of the best ones!
Nervous Wick
Posted on September 10, 2022 by javi bloggerHF
It was one of those boring, sleepy days in the Help Force. People were dozing off, helmets were left unpolished, and some staff members were nibbling on some stale popcorn as they longed for more interesting times. Fortunately the day did not stay like this, because what happened next would be quite memorable. For, my comrades, this is the day that the infamous Nervous Wick incident occurred.
Top Five Web Posts – August 2022
Posted on September 6, 2022 by ScorpionDemon
ZIPLINE, Scorp’s Office – As we wave goodbye to August, we take a look at the Top Five Web Posts of the month. Which post took the #1 spot?
Spill The Tea – Aaronstone
Posted on August 27, 2022 by ScorpionDemon
Welcome to Spill The Tea – a column full of jokes, gossip, and entertainment! This column, hosted by Scorp, features Aaronstone in its eleventh edition.
Name-Switching Shenanigans
Posted on August 24, 2022 by ScorpionDemon
It has been more than a month since the Second in Commands Mayathefirst and Desireus switched their names. Following the unprecedented chaos caused by their decision and the recent disasters that were direct outcomes of this irresponsible behaviour, the Helpforce Enforcers of Law (HEL) has decided to bring their misdeeds to light.
Jellyfish’s Stinky Polls – Extended Stinkification
Posted on July 26, 2022 by ScorpionDemon
Welcome back to another edition of the stinkiest polls in Club Penguin Army history. Despite it being two years since he retired, Jayden’s stink still prevails strong enough for these polls to continue. However, in the previous few weeks he consistently wrote a total of zero posts, which invited a host of complaints from people. I am not saying complaints are bad, after all that’s just a normal thing for every single stinky Helper out there to do the moment something happens. But since I got annoyed by the complaints, here you go, a substitute for the Jellyfish’s Stinky Polls.
The Veterans Lounge – Socpr
Posted on July 11, 2022 by ScorpionDemon
ZIPLINE, Scorp’s Office – The Veteran’s Lounge is a column where I interview Help Force’s most impactful or interesting veterans. Through these columns, we find out more about their past and the things they’ve learned! In today’s release we have with us Socpr, a nobody who was 2ic around 15 days ago but isn’t anymore. He’s not exactly a veteran ig? Somehow this post is about him tho.
The Veterans Lounge – Morty
Posted on July 3, 2022 by ScorpionDemon
ZIPLINE, Scorp’s Office – The Veteran’s Lounge is a column where I interview Help Force’s most impactful or interesting veterans. Through these columns, we find out more about their past and the things they’ve learned! In today’s release we have with us Morty, one of the oldest legends and founding members of the Help Force. Like seriously, this guy is ancient. Not to be confused with Mortimer Morty Smith Jr.
