The Demonic Retreat – Scorp’s Retirement

ZIPLINE, Scorp’s Office – This will not be the last time I type the words, “ZIPLINE, Scorp’s Office”. However, it is the last time I am typing them as a Second in Command. My journey as a staff member is something I’ll never really forget. It is one of the most amazing times I’ve ever had online. Elp is the greatest.

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Mission Machete – I

A gloomy atmosphere had set in, as firmly lodged in as a dog digging down a rabbit hole. The rainstorm caused by the invading Water Vikings stopped three days ago, but the skies hadn’t cleared up yet. It was evening now, and Scorp’s office was starting to get darker. He finally laid down the pen that hadn’t rested since seven hours now. Unlike the rest of the staff, he preferred writing out battle plans and reports on paper. The clock began beeping at the exact moment he kept the pen down. It was 4:30 pm. Thirty minutes before Elp’s daily pings. This was the time to go enjoy a cup of coffee. Once Elp arrived, Joe and Jayden would start overloading the canteen, ordering cold coffees and fresh virgin pina coladas for the Great Lice. He filed the papers, picked up his keys and exited the office. As he locked the doors, the various sounds that filled the headquarters began making themselves more prominent. An engine was revving in Desireus’ office. It was always a wonder how he managed to get engines and vehicles into his office. Maya’s office, located two doors away, seemed to be the source of some very sus noises. “Yikes – it’s better to not investigate that”, he thought to himself. Somewhere, a cat screamed and knocked something over. “Is Ayan kicking Snowy’s cats again?” After a pause, he laughed and said out loud, “Obviously”.

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Zipline Comic #1: Dig To Flip!

The sharks be hungry….

Artwork, Ideation, Storyline and Colors: JonathanJohnJohnson#6835

Lettering, Storyline: Scorp#9455

Veteran’s Lounge: Elpiojo123

ZIPLINE, Scorp’s Office – Welcome to the Veterans Lounge, brought to you by the Cheesiest Demon, The Scorpiest Mac…. MAISIE AND SCORP! The Help Force has been alive for more than four years now. In the these four years, so many people joined our army and left their mark on it. We know them as veterans, or “boomers that been here too long.” Each week we will be interviewing our valued veterans, where they look back on their leadership, sharing memories, advice and secrets (like how to retire)! This week, I had the pleasure of interviewing the literal manifestation of chaos. He shares a priceless secret at the very end of the interview!

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Spill The Tea – Zamb

Welcome to Spill The Tea! A column full of jokes, gossip and entertainment! The eleventh edition of this column, hosted by Delitager, brings Zamb to the spotlight!

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Juanita Day – The Beginners Guide

ZIPLINE, Scorp’s Office – It is finally Juanita Day, one of the most awaited festivals of the Help Force. For the last three months, we did not celebrate Juanita day in order to prepare for the third Juanita Day event in the history of the Help Force. The other two events were held in 2020 and 2021. So yeah, you can consider this as a very rare event! Let’s delve into the tradition that is Juanita Day.

Happy Juanita Day Banner

This year’s Juanita Day Banner

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Word Of The Week

Welcome to the brand new column, Word Of The Week! A new emote is now in the Help Force Discord server, :wordoftheweek:. Every time that emote is used, I will look at the words used in the messages above and below it, and select one of the words as the word of the week. However, the twist is that there can be multiple words in a week! So if you see a word that you like, make sure to use the emote! Now let’s move on to our first word of the week, which I have selected from the latest event!

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[BREAKING] Glorious Commander Not So Gracious

Scorp’s Office, Zipline – What a drastic turn of events! The evidence submitted by a generous, anonymous contributor has brought some gruesome details to light that directly involve the only US Commander of the Help Force, Snowy. The glorious commander is not as gracious as we thought she is! I will be covering this whole situation with live updates to provide you with nothing but the truth!

 

This is a live coverage timeline, with the latest updates at the top.

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The Beacon

ZIPLINE, Scorp’s Office – Welcome back to The Beacon! Big news, lots of it, since the last edition happened. We’re excited to present to you a brand new version of HF’s special dose of entertainment, let’s dive straight into it!

Editors Note: The Beacon will be publishing much more frequently in the coming weeks.

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[BREAKING] Help Force Rebrands To Force

ZIPLINE, Help Force Headquarters – You’ve heard the rumors by now, and they are true! The Help Force, after more than 4 years of sticking to the same name, has rebranded. The army will now be known as “Force”. That’s right, just force, no more help.

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