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Army Spotlight: Water Vikings

ZIPLINE, Help Force Capital – Hey Helpers, welcome to a new series where we will take a look at the armies that have directly been a part of the Help Force’s history! In today’s post, we meet the Water Vikings, our newest allies. For more than 11 years, they’ve been one of the most important armies in the community, reaching #1 numerous times.

The penguin on the left is WV!

The Most Based Staff Member Retires

ZIPLINE, HF Capital – Sadness has dawned upon our glorious gracious motherland as the most based person of the staff team announced his retirement. Help Force Admiral Diwix stepped down from Staff rank on 10 September 2022 after more than a year of service as a Staff member.

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SWAT Memes Compilation – Best Of The Hundred

ZIPLINE, Scorp’s Office – The time to compile the best entries from #swat-memes has come now that the war on SWAT has ended in a Help Force victory. While all the troops made an incredible effort showcasing their humor, some of the entries just outshone the rest. Here’s my personal list of the best ones!

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Nervous Wick

It was one of those boring, sleepy days in the Help Force. People were dozing off, helmets were left unpolished, and some staff members were nibbling on some stale popcorn as they longed for more interesting times. Fortunately the day did not stay like this, because what happened next would be quite memorable. For, my comrades, this is the day that the infamous Nervous Wick incident occurred.

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Top Five Web Posts – August 2022

ZIPLINE, Scorp’s Office – As we wave goodbye to August, we take a look at the Top Five Web Posts of the month. Which post took the #1 spot?

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Spill The Tea – Aaronstone

Welcome to Spill The Tea – a column full of jokes, gossip, and entertainment! This column, hosted by Scorp, features Aaronstone in its eleventh edition.

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Name-Switching Shenanigans

It has been more than a month since the Second in Commands Mayathefirst and Desireus switched their names. Following the unprecedented chaos caused by their decision and the recent disasters that were direct outcomes of this irresponsible behaviour, the Helpforce Enforcers of Law (HEL) has decided to bring their misdeeds to light.

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The Raid

“Manti, that’s the last time I’m going to steal food and get caught. We’ll need to be more careful next time,” Nervous said slyly.

“There’s going to be a next time?” Mantiuxx asked, confused. Then he grinned. “I’m in.”

There was a next time. I remember their next time particularly well. Despite being retired, I tend to travel through the shadows of the glorious gracious motherland, keeping an eye on any big events. Nervous’ plan was quite meticulously thought out. Mantiuxx did his job well, he almost managed to surprise me with the level of perfection he did his job with. Of course, food is the only thing that could’ve motivated either of them to bring such amazing performances. Sadly, both of them forgot about one thing – the Lice knows it all.

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Jellyfish’s Stinky Polls – Extended Stinkification

Welcome back to another edition of the stinkiest polls in Club Penguin Army history. Despite it being two years since he retired, Jayden’s stink still prevails strong enough for these polls to continue. However, in the previous few weeks he consistently wrote a total of zero posts, which invited a host of complaints from people. I am not saying complaints are bad, after all that’s just a normal thing for every single stinky Helper out there to do the moment something happens. But since I got annoyed by the complaints, here you go, a substitute for the Jellyfish’s Stinky Polls.

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The Veterans Lounge – Socpr

ZIPLINE, Scorp’s Office – The Veteran’s Lounge is a column where I interview Help Force’s most impactful or interesting veterans. Through these columns, we find out more about their past and the things they’ve learned! In today’s release we have with us Socpr, a nobody who was 2ic around 15 days ago but isn’t anymore. He’s not exactly a veteran ig? Somehow this post is about him tho.

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