Pirates Fashion Contest – Results

ZIPLINE, Scorpion Demon’s Office – On January 10th, I started a Pirates Fashion Contest for the benefit of the troops. The CPR team had launched a catalogue extensively filled with Pirate costumes. That was the simple reason behind the hosting of the contest.

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Song of the Week #7

Hey everyone!! I’m finally back with another song this week from a very admirable person. This week, our dear admiral Scorp, has suggested this smashing song called Sweet Child O’ Mine by Guns N’ Roses!

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The HF Beacon

 

ZIPLINE, Editor’s Table — Welcome back, Helpers, to the newest edition of The Help Force Beacon. After an exciting week of events, we bring to you HF’s weekly dose of entertainment!
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Spill The Tea – Scorp

Welcome to Spill The Tea! A column full of jokes, gossip, and entertainment! The first edition of this column, hosted by Delitager, brings Scorp to the spotlight.

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[SATIRE] The Truth Behind Nap Segments

WARNING: THIS POST IS NOT A SATIRE, IT WAS DEFINITELY MADE IN ALL SERIOUSNESS, AND YOU SHOULD DEFINITELY TAKE IT SERIOUSLY, YOU SOULD TOTALLY IGNORE THE TITLE!

Scorp’s Office – It’s been a long time here, not as long as people like ROOBOO or Ru or Snowy or Wynn, but I’ve been here since more than half a year now. And it’s time to finally say goodbye to this beautiful, amazing army, which has given me so many things. Nah just kidding, retirement is for losers. This post is about something that I found worth investigating, something strange and scandalous… get ready for a ton of tea. Brits be like “I drink that much tea daily”. Why are you laughing, Indians… you drink that much for breakfast.

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The HF Beacon

 

ZIPLINE, Editor’s Table — Welcome back, Helpers, to the newest edition of The Help Force Beacon. After an exciting week of events, we bring to you HF’s weekly dose of entertainment!
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Dreams And Aspirations

The New Year has begun, Comrades! Thus begins the month of accidentally writing 2021 instead of 2022 in your dates. To start this year off on a fresh, positive note, I have compiled the New Year Resolutions of a few Help Force members!

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Original Stories – Visitor’s Edition

I’m writing this article from the comfort of my warm, cozy office on the top floor of the Staff Headquarters in Zipline. Well technically this is Nell’s old office and I broke into it but no one’s here so its mine for now. ANYWAYS, let’s talk about what the title means. Some people reached out to me saying they were tired of my far-fetched stories, so I decided to invite a guest writer for this Original Stories edition. She has written original stories for Club Penguin Army Hub, and she is none other than Bailey Bear! So I’ll take the backseat now and let her present her story:

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The HF Beacon

 

ZIPLINE, Editor’s Table — Welcome back, Helpers, to the newest edition of The Help Force Beacon. After an exciting week of events, we bring to you HF’s weekly dose of entertainment!
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PokeStaff Adventures

It was a beautiful, sunny morning in- wait, why does it always have to be beautiful and sunny? Strike that, lets start again.

It was an average morning in our glorious gracious motherland. In the suburbs of Chonkytown, at exactly 7 am, an alarm went off, playing the popular Pokemon song “Gotta Ketch Them All“. Our protagonist, Ayan Ketchup, woke up feeling very happy that he was getting his first pokemon today! He had finally turned 10 years old – the surprisingly low age required to obtain a free starter pokemon from the Pokemon School and begin your pokemon journey.

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