Local Staff Member Launders Millions of Ayan Hats

Choco is once again back in the spotlight due to recent allegations of money laundering. Choco has a notorious criminal record, with the number of crimes he has committed being well above what we can count on our flippers. Cannibalism, stealing food, and having a skill issue in regards to women are just a few of his crimes.

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These Beauty Tricks Will Turn You from Zippo to Hippo

Have you ever wondered how our resident grandma, NervousZippo, stays beautiful despite her old age? Nervous has been hiding her beauty secrets from us for too long. Today I will be revealing 3 secret techniques to help you stay tasty.

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The Origin of the Name: NervousZippo

ZIPLINE, Help Force Headquarters- In an online community like ours, names are quite an important aspect of anyone’s profile. They are the first impression of an individual. Help Force staff members are the representatives of the army, and the impression they make is extremely important. In this second edition of this post, we will be delving into the story behind the names of one of our amazing staff members.

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Hey there Helpers! Today we logged onto CPRewritten for our puffle-themed event, where we transformed into puffles and explored the island. Thank you Maya, Joe, and Nervous for leading. Great job today Helpers!

Max: 19+

Comment below on the post if you attended!

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[SATIRE] Slap Force Scandal

BREAKING NEWS – HF’s newest General, Ms. Nervous Zippo, has been accused of allegedly slapping people in general chat. More will be posted on this story as updates are given. In the meantime, this reporter has compiled previous accusations against Ms. Zippo below, so the readers can judge her preemptively. 

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Hey Helpers! Today we logged onto CPRewritten for the second event of our Gameday – a pizza-themed event! Everyone wore their pizza aprons and afterwards, we had a Pizzatron 3000 tournament. Congrats to the winners, and thank you Maya, Mantiuxx, and Nervous for leading.

Max: 20+

Comment below if you attended!

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HF Insight: Portal To Vengeance

Hey Helpers! Welcome to HF Insight!

Table of Contents

  • What’s been Happening
  • Week in Short
  • GOTW Interview
  • Army Statistics for the Week
  • HF Insight Insider Information

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Faces of the Force – NervousZip_OOF


Hello folks, your favorite series is back! With this FoTF edition we bring you another lovely interview and a chance to learn more about one of the active Help Force members! The questions are about both army career and personal life, about plans, hobbies and dreams… Everyone has a chance to be invited! Please, give a warm welcome to this week’s Face of the Force… NervousZip_OOF!

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