Snowy’s Desk Hidden Underground – Good evening, Helpers. Normally, I come to you with an expose post that reveals the dark underbelly of Help Force. People (Elp) committing tax evasion, larceny, and other heinous crimes in order to tighten their dictatorial grip on the server. However, today calls for a different type of post. The anti-expose post, if you will.
The HF Beacon
Posted on January 26, 2026 by Lucifer
Zipline, Luci’s Atelier — Welcome back, Helpers, to the newest edition of The Help Force Beacon. After an exciting week of events, we bring to you HF’s weekly dose of entertainment!
Festive Letters of The Motherland: Part 2
Posted on December 30, 2025 by Lucifer
Hello once again my dearest helpers! Our glorious Santa Elp has extended his graciousness to visit us this jolly season. You had been able to write a letter with your wishes for Christmas. He will read and reply to your letters and see whether they will be rewarded or punished. Keep on reading to see what they wrote!
By Anonymous: The Helpers Confess
Posted on March 1, 2023 by Beasto
Hey Helpers! Today we are going to have a very funny and an unusual post. I asked a couple people from our lovely Help Force troops and allies to write something to some of their friends in the Community.
Nervous Wick
Posted on September 10, 2022 by javi bloggerHF
It was one of those boring, sleepy days in the Help Force. People were dozing off, helmets were left unpolished, and some staff members were nibbling on some stale popcorn as they longed for more interesting times. Fortunately the day did not stay like this, because what happened next would be quite memorable. For, my comrades, this is the day that the infamous Nervous Wick incident occurred.
The Greatest Essay
Posted on June 23, 2022 by ScorpionDemon
ZIPLINE, Scorp’s Office – My comrades!!! We have a special treat for you this week – a nearly two thousand word essay written about the one and only Greatest, Elp himself. The author will remain anonymous for fear of their safety and/or sanity. Please read without consideration.
