January, North Pole: My penguins in Christ I come to you with the most harrowing news. Elp is not Santa Claus.
Festive Letters of The Motherland: Part 2
Posted on December 30, 2025 by Lucifer
Hello once again my dearest helpers! Our glorious Santa Elp has extended his graciousness to visit us this jolly season. You had been able to write a letter with your wishes for Christmas. He will read and reply to your letters and see whether they will be rewarded or punished. Keep on reading to see what they wrote!
By Anonymous: The Helpers Confess
Posted on March 1, 2023 by Beasto
Hey Helpers! Today we are going to have a very funny and an unusual post. I asked a couple people from our lovely Help Force troops and allies to write something to some of their friends in the Community.
Nervous Wick
Posted on September 10, 2022 by javi bloggerHF
It was one of those boring, sleepy days in the Help Force. People were dozing off, helmets were left unpolished, and some staff members were nibbling on some stale popcorn as they longed for more interesting times. Fortunately the day did not stay like this, because what happened next would be quite memorable. For, my comrades, this is the day that the infamous Nervous Wick incident occurred.
The Greatest Essay
Posted on June 23, 2022 by ScorpionDemon
ZIPLINE, Scorp’s Office – My comrades!!! We have a special treat for you this week – a nearly two thousand word essay written about the one and only Greatest, Elp himself. The author will remain anonymous for fear of their safety and/or sanity. Please read without consideration.
Veteran’s Lounge: Elpiojo123
Posted on June 19, 2022 by ScorpionDemon
ZIPLINE, Scorp’s Office – Welcome to the Veterans Lounge, brought to you by the Cheesiest Demon, The Scorpiest Mac…. MAISIE AND SCORP! The Help Force has been alive for more than four years now. In the these four years, so many people joined our army and left their mark on it. We know them as veterans, or “boomers that been here too long.” Each week we will be interviewing our valued veterans, where they look back on their leadership, sharing memories, advice and secrets (like how to retire)! This week, I had the pleasure of interviewing the literal manifestation of chaos. He shares a priceless secret at the very end of the interview!
Double Trouble
Posted on March 15, 2022 by PinguMaliz
Hiya helpers!! Welcome back to the latest edition of Double Trouble, a series where Dhanush and I interview the besties of Help Force! Today we will interview Ayan and Elp – the greatest – to find out how they got to know each other, and also how well they know each other. So let’s get right into the interview!
