Name-Switching Shenanigans

It has been more than a month since the Second in Commands Mayathefirst and Desireus switched their names. Following the unprecedented chaos caused by their decision and the recent disasters that were direct outcomes of this irresponsible behaviour, the Helpforce Enforcers of Law (HEL) has decided to bring their misdeeds to light.

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Mission Machete – I

A gloomy atmosphere had set in, as firmly lodged in as a dog digging down a rabbit hole. The rainstorm caused by the invading Water Vikings stopped three days ago, but the skies hadn’t cleared up yet. It was evening now, and Scorp’s office was starting to get darker. He finally laid down the pen that hadn’t rested since seven hours now. Unlike the rest of the staff, he preferred writing out battle plans and reports on paper. The clock began beeping at the exact moment he kept the pen down. It was 4:30 pm. Thirty minutes before Elp’s daily pings. This was the time to go enjoy a cup of coffee. Once Elp arrived, Joe and Jayden would start overloading the canteen, ordering cold coffees and fresh virgin pina coladas for the Great Lice. He filed the papers, picked up his keys and exited the office. As he locked the doors, the various sounds that filled the headquarters began making themselves more prominent. An engine was revving in Desireus’ office. It was always a wonder how he managed to get engines and vehicles into his office. Maya’s office, located two doors away, seemed to be the source of some very sus noises. “Yikes – it’s better to not investigate that”, he thought to himself. Somewhere, a cat screamed and knocked something over. “Is Ayan kicking Snowy’s cats again?” After a pause, he laughed and said out loud, “Obviously”.

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Song of the Week #10

Hello folks! Looks like we have another fantastic song suggestion. Our very own Second in Command, Desireus has suggested Bad Dream by Cannons!

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Spill The Tea – Desireus

Welcome to Spill The Tea! A column full of jokes, gossip, and entertainment! The sixth edition of this column, hosted by Delitager, brings Desireus to the spotlight.

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[AUSIA] BURA NA MANO HOLI HAI!

Greetings, Helpers! On March 20th we logged on to our glorious gracious motherland’s capital Zipline for a Holi event. The theme for the event was of course, colourful clothes. Everyone had a great time in the event! (except for Swager and Jakuba who got muted, rip) Thank you to Desireus and Scorp (oo that’s me) for leading ūüėÄ Btw we learned a very valuable lesson today that Joe thinks of people as chairs.

MAX: 33+

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Double Trouble

Hiya helpers!! Welcome back to the latest edition of Double Trouble, a series where Dhanush and PinguMaliz interview the besties of Help Force! Today we will interview Desireus and Archana, find out how they got to know each other, and also how well they know each other!

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Get To Know The Staff – Desireus

Hey Helpers! Welcome back to Get To Know The Staff, the series where a staff member is interviewed as we get to know them better! So today we will be talking to the one and only Mr.Desireus!

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PokéStaff: Pokédex Entry #2

PokéStaff is a series of posts that will revolve around the theme of the popular video game/ anime Pokémon. Let us continue with our journey of classifying the staff members as Pokémon based on their personalities!

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[AUS] OPERATION: MESSY HAIR DON’T CARE

Good day Helpers! Today we logged onto Ascent of Club Penguin Rewritten to have our crazy hair-themed event! Everyone got into their messy wigs and hair and did various tactics through Town, Cove and lastly at Beach. Huge thanks to Wynn, Ru, Desireus and Alex for leading in today’s event! Thank you all who attended as well! Until next time.

Max: 33+

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[AUSIA] OPERATION: BUMBLEBEE

Hello Comrades! Today we logged on to Club Penguin Rewritten on the server Ascent for Operation Bumblebee! We rocked our latest Advanced Uniform, consisting of Yellow Color and the Black Letterman Jacket. The army put on a great show today, with captivating tactics and splendid formations! A huge thank you to everyone who attended, and to Racoco (Alex) and Desireus for leading!

Max: 41 

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