The ghosts of Ugly and Roxy were spotted at a recent practice battle. Despite dying only two weeks ago, they have something to say about their deaths.
Yet Another Roxy Expose Post
Posted on May 11, 2024 by Jo
This is Yet Another Roxy Expose Post (this is trademarked). Roxy has been exposed many times, and now it’s time to expose her again.
[AUSIA] HELP FORCE vs ARMY OF CLUB PENGUIN
Posted on April 14, 2024 by Beasto
Hello everyone! Yesterday we logged on CPAB to have a Judged Practice Battle against our brother allies, Army of Club Penguin! Thanks to Jo for leading us and thank you all for attending the Battle! Salutations, Comrades
Max: 15+
Roxy’s Dark Side
Posted on February 18, 2024 by Jo
Roxy seems like a fun, loving staff member; however, she has a dark side that you do not want to see. Whenever she isn’t welcoming someone to the army or chatting away, she is murdering and bullying innocent people. Here is Roxy’s dark side.
[EU] PHASE 2 VICTORY ROYALE
Posted on February 18, 2024 by Beasto
Hello Helpers! Yesterday, we logged on CPAB, Stadium for a 5 all out armies Battle Royal that turned into a Joint event! Thank you BEASTO, Zenishira and the other armies event leaders for leading the event! Thanks to everyone for attending the event!
Max: 20+
[EU] PHASE 1 PRACTICE BATTLE: HF VS ACP
Posted on February 10, 2024 by zenishira
Hello Helpers, today we logged on CPAB and fought our brother allies, the Army of Club Penguin as part of the first phase of the February Training Camp. Thanks to everyone who attended the event and kudos to Zenishira and Beasto for leading the event!
Max: 19+
Comment below if you attended!
Roxy Cheats on Mocha
Posted on February 10, 2024 by Jo
Roxy has betrayed her long-term wife, deciding to marry Jo. To make matters worse, Choco was a possible candidate, and she blatantly rejected him. This is the story of how Roxy cheated on Mocha.
Army of Club Penguin Coups a Tax Fraud
Posted on January 20, 2024 by Jo
The Army of Club Penguin falls into a dark time as a tax fraud gets couped from leadership. AustinTaxFraud is awaiting trial, where he will hopefully face a life sentence in snake jail.
Animal Interview – AI Noa
Posted on September 25, 2023 by Foxyy_Playzz
Hey Helpers! Welcome to another post of the Animal Interview, in which I interview the Helpers about their pets and get to know more about them.
Tax Fraud Commits Murder
Posted on September 2, 2023 by Jo
Devastation sweeps through the motherland as a tax fraud charges through the bodies of his prey. Several people have been killed by this beast, while others have been crippled by the monster’s cruel attacks. We will not rest until this tax fraud is locked up.
