[EU] PRIDE: UNITY IN DIVERSITY 🌈

Hello, gals, gays, and theys! Wishing you all a Happy Pride Month. The entire army community logged onto Ascent to celebrate this important Pride Parade. With everyone doing joint tactics here and there, we had a lot of fun exploring around the map. Ayan, Nell, and Jayden led this parade as we did joint tactics with the Army of Club Penguin, Doritos, and then the entire community.

When everyone is treated as equal, no matter who they are or whom they love, we are all more free.

MAX: 52+

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[AUSIA] MILESTONE: THE 10K STRONG FAMILY

Good evening, Helpers! Firstly, I’d like to congratulate everyone on this momentous feat of 10,000 discord members. Not only have we grown in terms of discord size, but also proved ourselves to be an undaunted force. To celebrate this, we held a massive event during the AUSIA times. This event was led by Ayan, Vedant, and the entire staff team during the final trivia.

We also had a battle against the Red Ravagers in which we switched through several bombs and formations in the Inside Mine. After the battle, both the armies held a combined in-game trivia wherein multiple rewards were given out. Congratulations!

MAX: 70+

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GoTW #131

Congratulations to Scorpion Demon for winning his first Gamer of the Week title. He has proven his determination to do better in the fields of recruiting, blog posting, and even making HF videos, since the day he stepped into the army. In a heated GoTW contest, he managed to bag the first position pretty confidently. Hope to see you do amazing things for the army in the future Scorp, Indian Force Forever. 🎉

[EU] BATTLE: THE DEFENSE OF ZIPLINE

Hello Helpers. Today we logged on to defend our motherland from the invaders — Templars. As we hyped for this memorable defense listening to YMCA, the max rose up to an enormous number. All of us fought valiantly on the battlefield, outnumbering and overpowering the Templars in each sector of the battle. Congratulations to everyone on defending Zipline. 

Thanks to our battle leaders — Ayan & Barney, assisted by Nell, Joe, and Jayden. Fear the Force. 🏆

MAX: 60+

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Krunker Khaos Tournament

SHIPYARD, HF Krunker Headquarters — Gamers, unite! As we aim to host events in several games, it’s time for something new and exciting. We’re proud to announce that we will be hosting the first-ever Krunker tournament.

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Ding Ding, Karma’s Here.

Do not steal from someone you cannot outrun.

ZIPLINE, Help Force Empire — In an unexpected turn of events, the Silver Empire has resorted to explicitly NSFW penguin images as a way to prove their innocence and reiterate the great and friendly environment they have in their army. Let’s dive into this joke of a response, shall we?

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The Coup d’etat of the Curse Breaker

GENERAL CHAT, Elp’s Lair — In a sudden turn of events, we’ve seen several staff members get demoted, and a fierce coup of the greedy curse breaker.

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The Color Wars: The History & Today’s Battle Information

ZIPLINE, Help Force HQ — The Color Wars community battle is today, so it’s time to go over some important history to help you better understand the historic event itself, as well as how the conflict will work later today.

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Administration Statement: March Madness Verdict

Administration Statement:
Regarding the verdict of the March-Madness Semi-Finals

“There’s no bias when it comes to facts, and there’s no bias when it comes to decency.”

ZIPLINE, Help Force HQ — It has been over 36 hours since we battled the Ice Warriors in the March Madness Semi-Finals, organized by CPAHQ. Both armies gave their best in the battle, but our best was better, and the judges couldn’t see it for what it was: a Help Force victory. We were disappointed with the judgement and thus asked for a review of the battle in the hopes of an overturn. Sadly, the organization failed to uphold its morals as well as serve true justice. However, what has recently come to light has alarmed us to the extent that we cannot turn a blind eye to it anymore.

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Three Bullets, Three Years

Walrus, Club Penguin Online — Three goddamn years. A rollercoaster ride would be an understatement, I guess for all of us who have been a part of this at some point or the other. You’ve turned three today, Help Force. Happy Birthday.

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